FML : My Love Life in a Nutshell

My Love Life in a Nutshell

Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shadybarbie - / Saturday 29 July 2017 13:00 /

Love

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By Kurliez408 | 29

#7512183 - Saturday 29 July 2017 01:08

Why is that a fml? The drummer wouldn't have noticed you and the rest of the crowd would've been focused on the band.

By Stiggy626 | 18

#7512224 - Saturday 29 July 2017 01:41

wtf is this stupid shit?

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By Kurliez408 | 29

#7512183 - Saturday 29 July 2017 01:08

Why is that a fml? The drummer wouldn't have noticed you and the rest of the crowd would've been focused on the band.

By Stiggy626 | 18

#7512224 - Saturday 29 July 2017 01:41

wtf is this stupid shit?

By RichardPencil | 22

#7512265 - Saturday 29 July 2017 02:10

He was probably sweating from looking at you. Rawr!!

By Glowworm56 | 21

#7512275 - Saturday 29 July 2017 02:15

Eye guess he wasn't as into you as you thought.

RichardPencil | 22

#7512552 - Saturday 29 July 2017 05:52

Eye see what you did there? ;) Hey, that was a blink, not a wink!

By RichardPencil | 22

#7512284 - Saturday 29 July 2017 02:19

Plot twist: the band was Blink 182!!!

By KingKralj | 31

#7512723 - Saturday 29 July 2017 07:35

...Why is this an fml?

Cali | 41

#7515527 - Monday 31 July 2017 12:08

...Probably because OP excitedly thought she was getting hit on and then realized she was totally wrong?

By Lobby_Bee | 14

#7513913 - Sunday 30 July 2017 09:38

You probably isn't the only one to have this idea. I'm sure there are a bunch of other fans that fantasies the drummer winking at them.

By RinoaHeartilly | 28

#7518388 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 08:28

Ok...? Am I missing something here? Did someone notice and laugh or is this s pointless story?

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