Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I left a gift on my colleague's desk, with a note saying I liked him. He brought it over and handed it back, and told me he's married. His Facebook says he is single. FML
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, I found out my friends were dating, which, OK, might seem normal. Unfortunately, I had this really big crush on this girl. I really admired her because she was a pianist and I was a violinist, and we often jammed together. I was gonna tell her, but before I could she told me she has a boyfriend now. FML
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
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Top comments
pleasetryagain 0
What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.
jdawg2010 0
this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.
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Comments (168)
notmuch 0
What is a keytarist?
leMeepO_o 0
this is a keytar: http://www.theywillrockyou.com/ee/images/uploads/interviews/keytar.jpg
miguelzxz 1
not really an FML for anyone...if he kicked your ass 'cuz you asked, then maybe.
Callyn 47
Not an FML and not funny. Who cares? It's not like he punched you after you asked or anything.
AndelleRae 9
@ 27, never underestimate the power of the crimp. Especially not a four way crimp... I don't really view it as an FML either, but hey, whatever floats their boat.
Rodjmeister 0
wow. an attractive girl is taken. because they're all supposed to be single, just waiting for us to pick up.
f_this_noise 0
you found a keytarist attractive? that's funny. this is def not a fyl though
bienfait_nn 0
if this qualifies an 'fml' for you, id say your life must be pretty damned perfect
spektorish 0
#4. I think a lot of people are clicking YDI not specifically because he deserves what happened, but because this isn't even close to an fml. He was a little embarrassed, but nothing to cry about. Two thumbs down.
ellameno 2
Lame.
watchnlearn 0
It's not like the bassist punched you out or anything....