Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I left a gift on my colleague's desk, with a note saying I liked him. He brought it over and handed it back, and told me he's married. His Facebook says he is single. FML
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, I found out my friends were dating, which, OK, might seem normal. Unfortunately, I had this really big crush on this girl. I really admired her because she was a pianist and I was a violinist, and we often jammed together. I was gonna tell her, but before I could she told me she has a boyfriend now. FML
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
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Top comments
pleasetryagain 0
What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.
jdawg2010 0
this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.
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Comments (168)
xHaniffax 0
#49 ahhhh thank you! I've seen one of those before just didn;t know that's what it was called.
DrinkBainne 0
So what?
withfire 0
Who the hell votes "yes" on these in moderate?
TryToBeKind 0
I think he was just letting you know :-) You deserve to know, but you don't deserve rudenes. If he was rude, don't waste your money buying their records/going to their concerts. He has no reason to be rude at all. It's really no big thing, as long as the person is polite. it's similar to hitting on someone and them saying they're not interested/taken. It's necessary to be honest in that sitaution, but it is not necessary to be rude. He should have come across with an, "I'm sorry, that's my wife." HE was the rude one, not you.
cbeaith 0
was it love you long time?
tempaccount 0
Did Not Do The Research. "Today, I wondered if someone was single, but they weren't. FML" Some person you barely even knew was married... Don't get so attached to strangers.
hurrdurr 0
You should have slapped the bass (heh) out of his hands, wrapped the power cord around his neck and strangled him and then stole his wife. MAN UP.
SonicSophie 0
Boohoo. Get over yourself. Everyone gets rejected at some point in their lives... and this was a total stranger, so it doesn't even matter... I only clicked YDI as there wasn't a "so?" button
Sleepwalker_fml 3
Ou yeah we sholud have 'who cares' section. This is so not FYL.
marcusaurelius 0
what the **** is a keytarist? I agree with everyone-other than it being a slightly awkward moment-there's no FML here...