Anonymous
Thompson, Canada
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Laura
Girvan, United Kingdom
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Anonymous
Cool banana!
Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML
anonymous
Mundelein, United States
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
epicfail
United States
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
concertqueen
United States
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Anonymous
Gigs
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Anonymous
Wichita, United States
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Bananas mean serious business, OP.
tayza249 20
Was he singing 'Peanut butter jelly time' ?
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Comments (184)
monique8axel 6
Someone went bananas!
Lumbeeman86 6
It's peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time. Where you at where you at now there you go there you go. Peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly.
FMLVP 0
How did the fight start?
OffToTheGayBar 9
Banana power, banana power! Look at me move!
QQMorePlox 18
Did you kick him right in the banana?
ajourdhui 0
So many banana puns.... so little timee.... (x-x)/
Kog_Hiro 17
So did you get your daily dose of potassium ass kicking?
2112mike 4
You're lucky it was a banana and not grapes. They come in a bunch at a time.
muFilter 19
And in what do bananas come? "A" for effort, though.
ryan_ethan 1
That's just funny, haha. Not even worth a FML.
MrSpanky1193 12
Please tell us you were at a Dada Life concert ahaha