Anonymous
Thompson, Canada
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Laura
Girvan, United Kingdom
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Anonymous
Cool banana!
Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML
anonymous
Mundelein, United States
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
epicfail
United States
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
concertqueen
United States
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Anonymous
Gigs
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Anonymous
Wichita, United States
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Bananas mean serious business, OP.
tayza249 20
Was he singing 'Peanut butter jelly time' ?
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Comments (184)
pbonham 22
Now that is a once in a lifetime situation!!
l3san 5
Sounds like something I would do.
hateevryone 15
Did you win?
momo1972 3
Fighting your diet?
Kog_Hiro 17
Dum dum tsss (Supposed to be the double snare then cymbal hit.)
perdix 31
Telling people how Freud would interpret their costume doesn't always make friends. Ironically, it was you, sir, who was the penis!
rattusrattus 19
Someone should set up anthropomorphic penis costume vs. anthropomorphic banana costume wrestling, then put that shit on Youtube.
43trauts 14
Dada Life?
pexy_fml 16
Beware of the mighty banana and its comrades
srhahne 0
You didn't happen to be wearing a gorilla at the time did you?
bigbadtim 7
Why didn't you just split?
ohSNAPyall 27
Ouch. That's not very appealing.
ohSNAPyall 27
Why would you fight a banana? I like bananas because they have appeal!