Anonymous
Thompson, Canada
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Laura
Girvan, United Kingdom
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Anonymous
Cool banana!
Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML
anonymous
Mundelein, United States
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
epicfail
United States
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
concertqueen
United States
Great gig, guys!
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Anonymous
Gigs
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Anonymous
Wichita, United States
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Top comments
Glitterhinoceros 14
Bananas mean serious business, OP.
tayza249 20
Was he singing 'Peanut butter jelly time' ?
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Comments (184)
cheer4life22 4
What kind of concert was this?
KiddNYC1O 22
Banana Splitknot!
JessieMongoose 11
An awesome one.
llamafish 25
Did you win?
ttttttyyy 0
Probably not... It is an FML after all.
RebekahBrooke 9
What colorful characters! At least it was memorable.
missalkali 8
it was only yellow. that's just one color
llamafish 25
It could have still been a bit green. Or maybe it was already turning brown. We can't know for certain.
ahhbeex 8
I'm sure he had some seriously intelligent shit to say.
kate714 12
I'm a banana, i'm a banana, i'm a banana, look at me move!!
Glitterhinoceros 14
Banana power.
qtip2245 0
Please tell me you won.
numbas2 5
Like a boss lol
megamandude455 10
Banana phone~
nofearjenshere 12
Ring ring ring ring ring... Banana phone!
studdmuffin1990 7
Video or it didn't happen
DocBastard 40
Let me guess - you told him that stupid Knock Knock joke, and when you said, "ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA!" he freaked out and started beating the shit out of you. Right?
yummylicious 5
I bet that's exactly what happened.
The_Hitdude 12
Usually when FMLs are this vague, it was more than likely OP's fault. To a certain degree, of course.