Miscellaneous: Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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By Laura - 20/03/2012 22:27 - United Kingdom - Girvan

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2023 07:30

Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 22:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By LennyComa - 19/03/2017 00:00

Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Sunday 29 April 2012 15:54

Bananas mean serious business, OP.

tayza249 20

Sunday 29 April 2012 15:57

Was he singing 'Peanut butter jelly time' ?

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cheer4life22 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:03

What kind of concert was this?

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 29 April 2012 17:30

Banana Splitknot!

JessieMongoose 11

Sunday 29 April 2012 18:37

An awesome one.

llamafish 25

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:04

Did you win?

ttttttyyy 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 23:30

Probably not... It is an FML after all.

RebekahBrooke 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:04

What colorful characters! At least it was memorable.

missalkali 8

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:29

it was only yellow. that's just one color

llamafish 25

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:32

It could have still been a bit green. Or maybe it was already turning brown. We can't know for certain.

ahhbeex 8

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:04

I'm sure he had some seriously intelligent shit to say.

kate714 12

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:04

I'm a banana, i'm a banana, i'm a banana, look at me move!!

Glitterhinoceros 14

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:08

Banana power.

qtip2245 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:08

Please tell me you won.

numbas2 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:13

Like a boss lol

megamandude455 10

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:13

Banana phone~

nofearjenshere 12

Sunday 29 April 2012 18:25

Ring ring ring ring ring... Banana phone!

studdmuffin1990 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:15

Video or it didn't happen

DocBastard 38

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:16

Let me guess - you told him that stupid Knock Knock joke, and when you said, "ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA!" he freaked out and started beating the shit out of you. Right?

yummylicious 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:24

I bet that's exactly what happened.

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 29 April 2012 18:25

Usually when FMLs are this vague, it was more than likely OP's fault. To a certain degree, of course.

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