Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Cool banana!
Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Gigs
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Bananas mean serious business, OP.
tayza249 20
Was he singing 'Peanut butter jelly time' ?
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katcot99 11
Would someone like to explain what a banana was doing at a concert? Musta been Dora the explorer live.
abunis 1
Please tell me he talked into his hand and said "ring ring ring" then punched you and said "bananna phone!"
monkeymofo 3
The man in banana suit is a clear winner in my book!
zakfjsks 1
That was you?!
ace666 8
Sry to hear that u lost
rightspark 7
His shit is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a
Dnigz13 4
I really hope you won that exchange
angelinaanimerg 7
Sounds like a good day.... :)
Gil2112 0
Onision was probably there.
galt 13
Why do I wish I was there? Epic battle time! XD