By Anne - 29/04/2012 06:41 - United States

Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML
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iLOLatURpain69 7

Look at it positively.

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Kog_Hiro 17

Hey, at least he said something. He could have not, then you might of had plenty of problems to deal with in the future.

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iLOLatURpain69 7

Look at it positively.

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ycrem0n 21

This is the time when the word "positive" means you're doomed

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VictoriaSchultz 8

Exactly. He should have atleast told you he had it before giving you that 'good good'. Now you got the bad bad!

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gunmania0 12

I'm not just sure. I'm HIV positive.

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iiTsAJ 5

I have AIDS, yes I do, I have AIDS, and now so do you!

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ThisIsMyReign 4

32 - If your going to quote South Park do it correctly. It's "I'm not just POSITIVE, I'm HIV positive".

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BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0

Tested for love sickness OP or as I like to call it chlamydia.

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Katy326 10

*breaks into song* you have AIDS yes you have AIDS. Not HIV but full blooooown AIDS!!!!!

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Rommel1942 9

Ouch... Honesty is great... But he kinda... Well I'll just say what everyone's thinking. He ****** up. STD's... Kinda tells you something about him doesn't it?

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PussyPredator 6

Not at all. He could've gotten it the same way that OP may get it. But he is a dick for not saying it in the first place.

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l23VIVE 17

Rommel FTW!!! He was so good, Patton studied him

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Rommel1942 9

He saying the truth :D! Thanks 56 ^_^ Rommel is 110% Ftw

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doctorhook86 24

81: They're creamin' over WWII generals...

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Kog_Hiro 17

Hey, at least he said something. He could have not, then you might of had plenty of problems to deal with in the future.

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emeraldisle 30

I hope that answers your question about getting back together with him.

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vcapelo 19

Think positive and get on with your life!

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Kog_Hiro 17

40) Dum Dum Tsss. (Or however you would type the double snare hit then cymbal.)

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Calyx_fml 21

68, you ruined it with the explanation.

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lylalsbaybee 0

*ba dum tss*

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hotPinklipstick 24

That is beyond ****** up. You should kick his ass. Then make sure that every girl in the world that he would ever come in contact with knows that he has an STD.

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SkoomaKi 27

Revenge is never bad >:) I think a few people would want revenge on Hitler...

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vcapelo 19

Maybe they do but revenge is not the way forward!

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partout_fml 6

Except that she probably will never seek revenge, it would be a valuable information for others, considering that he treats telling to have an STD as an exceptional act of gentleman-hood that must be rewarded.

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murdersquirrel 15

Yeah, I wouldn't want to be the ex that goes out of her way to bad mouth him (face it, saying 'just so you know, he has warts' never sounds like praise) to anyone he ever comes in contact with. Let it be his problem, if you got an std deal with that on your own and move on.

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murdersquirrel 15

*I 100% expect to be thumbed down for suggesting she handle it like an adult.

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StanSmith_fml 9

Carve "STD" into his forehead. (Inglorious Basterds reference.)

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doctorhook86 24

79: I will never thumb down adult behaviour. ...I see what I wrote, and ya know what? I stand by it.

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ladyLALAA 28

OP, I'm sorry to hear that, anybody who says you deserve it are jerk offs. Hope your results come back negative!

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Wicked361 8

Good for you to think positive...

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HandsomeRatch 20

Well, at least he told you now so you know you have to get tested. If he did pass on any crap to you (you can't be sure about that, maybe you got lucky), then hopefully it'll still be in an early stage and still easily treatable. Stay positive, OP.

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twifan1901 0

I think she would prefer to be negative

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murdersquirrel 15

Obviously. He said 'maybe you got lucky.'

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theBIGmack92 6

How could anyone vote YDI on this one? I'm sorry OP, and I hope that your test results come back negative.

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