No. He has a busted mug. I'm guessing you take a beating instead of buying a Halloween costume.

I hope OP'S okay, I do. I was just makin the jokess

I laughed :D

Well OP it looks like you are the idiot. Yep you are the idiot for getting your ass handed to you by a person in a panda suit

#22 Yeah OP! It's your fault for not knowing that a man in a panda suit was going to attack you. Shame on you. Be more prepared next time, k?

@ 39 See, this is why I follow the martial arts tried and true belief in paranoia. Old woman? Well when she attacks me with an over head strike with her cane I will take it from her and beat her with it. School bus full of preschoolers armed with grenade launchers? 100 flying fists defense followed by leg sweep. I always am sure to stay at least three feet from corners so that those dastardly muggers which surround each one of them will never have a chance to grab me when I come around them. And if they do, well then that's why I have my EDC knife dipped in the blood of my enemies on me. One straight stab into the eye and... So needless to say, when a man in a panda suit gets anywhere within twenty two feet of me, I let out my loudest power yell and kung-fu flying kick that man in the face. Stories like this are why you can never let your guard down, EVER. Rest assured they are out there. And if you let your guard down for even a fraction of a second. They WILL GET YOU.

Haha that "complete idiot" whooped his ass!

Probably not, pandas are usually pretty lazy. I'm sure he wouldn't put in that much effort. Unless he ran into Po that it.

everyone knows you don't mess with the dragon warrior.

@ 2, No, he was still on level zero.

There is now a level 0... :-p

Exactly! Why get into a fight with someone in a costume that probably gives them some respectable armor?

Maybe OP took his cookies and bamboo or his rice dumplings?

We now know this

And knowing is half the battle! (GI JOOOOE)

Not enough... From the looks of things.

This comment made my day :D I wish I could thumb you up more than once, #7.

What if it is some buff dude who knows karate and junk going around in a panda suit waiting to kick ass? It might sound improbable, but so does getting beat up by a guy in a panda suit.

Maybe that's his superhero costume.

He is Buff Panda-Man. His catchphrase is "I am here to kick ass." You would think it would be something panda related, like for example "prepare to be bamboozled," or "I'm not going to be the only one with black eyes," or even "I'm black and white, but you're about to be black and blue," but it isn't those catchphrases because Buff Panda-Man is too busy kicking ass to come up with one.

espically sexual harrasment panda

Sexual harassment panda! Holy shit! I think I may have to put that episode on netflix now. Wow.. You just kick started my memory with that. Haha.. Oh god, I have to thank you for that.

has to be one of my favourite episodes :P

Who lives in the east 'neath a willow tree? Sexual harassment panda