Health and Covid: Walk it off

Walk it off

By Anonymous - 14/07/2022 17:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, i woke up at 5 a.m. because my throat was swelling up. I called 911 and they determined i would live, so I took two Benadryl and slept all day. Then I went to urgent care for my scheduled appointment time and tested positive for Covid. FML

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Nikki 16

Friday 15 July 2022 7:55

Luckily they decided you could stay home, otherwise the paramedics and hospital staff would’ve been exposed to your covid!

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Nikki 16

Friday 15 July 2022 7:55

Luckily they decided you could stay home, otherwise the paramedics and hospital staff would’ve been exposed to your covid!

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