By cdn_steed - 23/04/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
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Doortje 29

Nipples are very dangerous things. Especially left ones. Your cat was just trying to look out for you.

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toddlesscott 0

at least you clarified which nipple it was.

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esfox83 17

thats awesome! one of the funniest fml's ever

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gotbiscuits 0

maybe you stopped breathing, so the cat got worried and performed sternal rub to check if you were still alive.

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gotbiscuits 0

What would a dog do instead if your left nipple was threatening it?

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justin_2552 0

does your cat play with your nipples Emily?

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