Today, it’s my mom’s 65th birthday celebration. I have to share a room at the resort, table and car ride with my sister, who my ex-husband left me for and got pregnant. She tries to talk to me as if nothing ever happened, and my parents bitch me out for being upset at her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML
Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML
Today, my mom won't let me have the extra hotel room she booked all to myself, even though it's just me, her, and my sister. Basically I can share a room with her or with my sister, but I can't be alone. I'm 23. FML
Today, my older sister threw an epic tantrum, demanding that my parents not pay for my 21st birthday trip. She insists it’s not fair for them to gift me a trip, since she didn’t get to celebrate her 21st. She didn’t get to celebrate because she was pregnant. Now my mom wants to reconsider. FML
Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for not coming to my sister's birthday tomorrow. She's 25 and lives at home, and she, my mother, and father all have Covid. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML
Today, my mom told me to be my sister’s maid of honor at her wedding or I’m out of her will. She says if I don’t go, I’m being selfish, and she wants to see her “baby girls” bonding one last time before she dies. I would gladly go if my sister wasn’t marrying my ex-husband, who cheated on me with her. FML
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Charlie Given 28
So Sorry for your absolutely shitty family I completely cut them out of my life if I was you. But at the same time I would have had fun with it you should have told your sister things like so how are you dealing with his STD you know he has herpes right and that he constantly cheated on me he should have totally ****** with her and told your parents to **** off. 😡😈
legalgravethief 8
You need a new family! Sorry to hear it’s shit, but I agree with Charlie there, I would have done the same hah
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Charlie Given 28
So Sorry for your absolutely shitty family I completely cut them out of my life if I was you. But at the same time I would have had fun with it you should have told your sister things like so how are you dealing with his STD you know he has herpes right and that he constantly cheated on me he should have totally ****** with her and told your parents to **** off. 😡😈
legalgravethief 8
You need a new family! Sorry to hear it’s shit, but I agree with Charlie there, I would have done the same hah
Warp1978 15
**** that piece of shit, what she did to you was awful. Get some airpods and listen to a good book while staring right through her. She does not exist
RichardPencil 32
So where is your brother-in-law and nephew of niece? They would have made your mom's party more spicy, or bitter.
mccuish 25
It’s time to disown that family and get away from them
OnReceivingEnd 18
And the reason you even went on holiday with these dumpster fires was....?? Don't jump into the water if you don't want to get wet.
JasonThorn 23
This. Stay home. If you have the choice not to go through Hell with a betrayer and two enablers, TAKE IT.