Kids: Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started...

By ositsranielle - 13/02/2010 17:32 - United States

Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML

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By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

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Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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By Barney - 18/06/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

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By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

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By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 13:44 - Canada

Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML

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Noped out

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:16

brilliant idea. let's leave paint in the hands of a child.

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:09

Skittles! Paint the rainbow!

Comments

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:09

Skittles! Paint the rainbow!

konny37 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:13

YDI. Should have kept a better eye on him. You really are stupid.

Caz_the_Spaz 6

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:22

why didn't you cover the carpet before you started painting?

iSitt 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:00

kids. they WILL find a way!

ravensunnyd 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:01

causese probly has enough experience whith painting she thought she wouldn't spill it

MuRz_209 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:08

homeostasis

zZPedobearZz 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:15

dumbass. if you saw him there you should have put him out of the room. never trust the little ones -_-

deathcab7 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 2:14

rainbows are pretty (:

jillz 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 3:54

lol, they sure will. To think that women are calling ChaCha all the time asking "When am I ovulating?" "When am I fertile?" "How soon after sex can I tell if I'm pregnant?" "What's the best way to become pregnant?!" They want children badly and you can see from their call history that this is pretty much all they've been asking about over and over and over and over. Geez. Guess, they'll all have their little 'artists' at that rate. :p

screwball111 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 5:41

my nephew did the same. I got two words for you. three blind mice. nuff said. ~yur welcome!

love2bu 0

Monday 15 February 2010 13:45

YDI for not watching him

PinkieKeen 20

Monday 17 September 2012 10:23

He didnt draw a.., DOUBLE RAINBOW

chrisbom5 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:09

someones gay:P

MadaZer0 8

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:10

Something that should have happened to every dumbass child out there. Children four and up should be able to tell from right to wrong. Spanking isn't enough for the troubled cause by your nephew~