Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML
Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
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Top comments
Tedet 0
Cover your mouth when you yawn.
hsusanne 0
It's impolite to yawn with your mouth wide open. :)
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Comments (129)
missgreenday 0
I yawned while reading this.
eggit555 0
of course!!
DangerousBabee 0
That's why ur supposed to cover ur mouth when you yawn :P
yohaun12 3
that one is completely on you. next time you'll cover your mouth.
22jrdn55 15
YDI for not covering your mouth when yawning!
fuckedlikeaho 0
thirty fifth! oh well. we swallow what....8 bugs a year on average in our sleep? i don't know....i read some statistic along those lines somewhere. sucks nonetheless
TheTruth1428 0
YDI. Cover your mouth next time.
Addddam 0
YDI. Should've covered your mouth for the yawn. Spider can't have been that big for you to not have seen it anyway.
allmidnighteyes 11
Maybe it was an especially long yawn, and he had his eyes closed during it while he was walking? Not everyone keeps their eyes open when they yawn =p
PICKLESTICKLE 0
YDI for having to yawn, and also for not covering your mouth when you did.
blueem2 0
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL! YOU'RE NUMBER 40.
PICKLESTICKLE 0
no u
blueem2 0
YDI for being a fag and sucking dicks. That's why your mouth opens so wide while you yawn. Ass douche.
Mikayla82ca 0
Why would you talk about your mom that way blueem2? That's so sad.
Tortilla101 0
hahaha
blueem2 0
Get a ******* sense of humor. I dont understand why people treat this ******* website like a discussion forum to argue about everything everyone says.