Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML
Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
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Top comments
Tedet 0
Cover your mouth when you yawn.
hsusanne 0
It's impolite to yawn with your mouth wide open. :)
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Comments (129)
allysonnn 0
I REALLY HOPE THIS IS FAKE, this is so nasty! D:
the_stereotype 0
haha, i know right! i always hope the harsh FMLs are fake, but they're so much better to read. because ugh...that's just disgusting, OP. but...how would you not see a spider in front of your face? anyway, am i the only one who suddenly just got a little more paranoid?
pecacelovecheer 0
thats disgusting
allmidnighteyes 11
om nom nom nom protein :D
Phr3Sh 0
Lmfao. I lol'd.
vaykay_fml 0
that'll teach you to cover your mouth when you yawn
ItsAshxD 0
How'd it taste?
aback 5
Ain't nature grand?
shamille 5
yup, that's the circle of life, right there. food chain, etc.
plexico 4
Look out for the yawning shark behind you! It just doesn't pay to be in the middle of the food chain.
RAMBabyyy 0
Mmmm, bugs. :]
eggit555 0
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die. there was an old lady who swallowed a spider to eat the fly. perhaps she'll die
allmidnighteyes 11
Did it wriggle and jiggle and tickle inside her?
eggit555 0
OF COURSE!!!
shamille 5
that song/story has always creeped the hell out of me. dementia and eating disorders aren't fun! she swallowed a horse and died--of course!
burnhamt23 0
that made me lawl