Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML
Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
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Top comments
Tedet 0
Cover your mouth when you yawn.
hsusanne 0
It's impolite to yawn with your mouth wide open. :)
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Comments (129)
jessiebare 0
isn't there a superstition stating if you kill a spider it will rain? if so, thanks a lot for the rain!!
1234five 0
hahahahaha
roflwafflez 0
DOUBLE KILL!
Silverill 0
not just stealing it's prey it's fkn murder aswell.
anonymsspermdonr 0
wtf thts disgusting. spiders r the most disgusting things on earth. i wuda thrown a shit fit n startd losn it. not joking i wuda sprayd poison in my mouth 2 kill tht ******....and then contactd poison control
spillproof 0
ya, okay, what every you say.
DiTHL 0
cover your ******* mouth btw. "ya, okay, what every you say" omg. english is usefil
PeacockSHS 0
English is even more useful when you know how to spell and can actually use it, retard.
neburus 0
You're a born predator!
faisal344 0
ewww im arachnophobic but i guess if Bear Grylls can eat a spider u can to