By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 05:43 - United States

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Today, as I was walking into my apartment building, a douchebag leaned out his truck window and yelled, "HOW MUCH FOR A BJ?" He then pulled into a spot near my car. Apparently I have a charming new neighbor. FML
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Judus_beej 0

you should have said depends on the size. the smaller the more costly and by the sounds of it you need to get a loan from the bank.

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rave_noises 0

He sounds fun. Invite him over for tea and crumpets.

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blacklily0103 0

moderated this :)

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smokeymcpottt 3

Ha ha uh ha ha ha, I have nothing better to say ha.

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zakkyzebra 11

I never knew douchebags could talk... Yay for talking inanimate objects!

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Cyosaric 0

I love 28 because she has a cat. Wanna lick the slime off my belly?

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

so your neighbour likes to shop around, whats the big deal?

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WishResign 0

"Bitch you could be making some real motherfuckin money. I'll treat you real good..." I bet OP is the bottom bitch. She gets solicited without even trying lol

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pink_mess 0

dang if i were you id get my self. a gun a big dog, security system ..... man him being your neighboor dont let him rape you

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kindlystfupls 0

and she could possibly make money at the same time!! lol

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TheBananaTheif 0

You could even make money off of your new friend... or is that immoral in any way?

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starile 19

He might just be a visiting friend of a neighbor.

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firemanrob 0

this could be the start of a good **** movie

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RedPillSucks 31

or a good murder mystery.

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alfredrog 0

Lololol win for cum in the face xD

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Judus_beej 0

you should have said depends on the size. the smaller the more costly and by the sounds of it you need to get a loan from the bank.

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CitrusGirl 0

Trucks are always compensation, unless you actually have alot of stuff to carry around. Whoa. Double entendre.

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sourgirl101 28

I own a truck. Is it because I don't have a penis?(:

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pokemaster2468 0

ooooohhhhhhhhhhh that woulda been a frikin good dis

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