FML : Today, as I was walking into my apartment building, a douchebag leaned out his truck window and yelled, "HOW MUCH FOR A BJ?" He then pulled into a spot...

Today, as I was walking into my apartment building, a douchebag leaned out his truck window and yelled, "HOW MUCH FOR A BJ?" He then pulled into a spot near my car. Apparently I have a charming new neighbor. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 December 2010 05:43 / United States

Intimacy

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By rave_noises | 0

#1783002 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:23

He sounds fun. Invite him over for tea and crumpets.

By Judus_beej | 0

#1783078 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:44

you should have said depends on the size. the smaller the more costly and by the sounds of it you need to get a loan from
the bank.

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By blacklily0103 | 0

#1782964 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:17

moderated this :)

By kyrarox | 0

#1782966 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:17

smokeymcpottt | 3

#1783047 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:35

Ha ha uh ha ha ha, I have nothing better to say ha.

zeeindahouse | 0

#1783230 - Thursday 2 December 2010 13:32

and how much u charge?

Zesty697 | 0

#1783266 - Thursday 2 December 2010 13:39

well this situation BLOWS

zakkyzebra | 11

#1783309 - Thursday 2 December 2010 13:50

I never knew douchebags could talk... Yay for talking inanimate objects!

savs11 | 13

#1783346 - Thursday 2 December 2010 13:59

#26 is a win.

Cyosaric | 0

#1783476 - Thursday 2 December 2010 14:36

I love 28 because she has a cat. Wanna lick the slime off my belly?

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1783644 - Thursday 2 December 2010 15:19

so your neighbour likes to shop around, whats the big deal?

WishResign | 0

#1783812 - Thursday 2 December 2010 16:22

"Bitch you could be making some real motherfuckin money. I'll treat you real good..." I bet OP is the bottom bitch. She gets solicited without even trying lol

By mitri_fml | 3

#1782980 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:20

lolz so how much did you tell him?

zeeindahouse | 0

#1783241 - Thursday 2 December 2010 13:34

1 year free trial with an upgrade I guess

pink_mess | 0

#1791953 - Saturday 4 December 2010 11:40

dang if i were you id get my self. a gun a big dog, security system ..... man him being your neighboor dont let him rape you

By ayeitsmerr | 0

#1782995 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:21

haha, nice>. that sucks for you.

GodOfBeer | 5

#1783086 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:46

actually she sucked him

fishycanswim | 0

#1783699 - Thursday 2 December 2010 15:40

Pun intended?

GodOfBeer | 5

#1783832 - Thursday 2 December 2010 16:30

obviously :D

By madmadd | 0

#1783000 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:22

u guys can have sleepovers 2gether :P

kindlystfupls | 0

#1783024 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:26

and she could possibly make money at the same time!! lol

TheBananaTheif | 0

#1783584 - Thursday 2 December 2010 15:08

You could even make money off of your new friend... or is that immoral in any way?

bt3 | 0

#1784148 - Thursday 2 December 2010 18:46

hot

starile | 19

#1784362 - Thursday 2 December 2010 19:35

He might just be a visiting friend of a neighbor.

TheBananaTheif | 0

#1786878 - Friday 3 December 2010 7:04

Please tell me it isn't

By rave_noises | 0

#1783002 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:23

He sounds fun. Invite him over for tea and crumpets.

pandemic_fml | 0

#1783184 - Thursday 2 December 2010 13:15

This.

By firemanrob | 0

#1783006 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:23

this could be the start of a good porn movie

RedPillSucks | 31

#1783531 - Thursday 2 December 2010 14:54

or a good murder mystery.

alfredrog | 0

#1783590 - Thursday 2 December 2010 15:10

Lololol win for cum in the face xD

By charlesnk7 | 0

#1783038 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:33

thats his way to tell u ur hot

By Judus_beej | 0

#1783078 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:44

you should have said depends on the size. the smaller the more costly and by the sounds of it you need to get a loan from
the bank.

kaity111 | 0

#1783120 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:51

win^

CitrusGirl | 0

#1783261 - Thursday 2 December 2010 13:38

Trucks are always compensation, unless you actually have alot of stuff to carry around.
Whoa. Double entendre.

sourgirl101 | 25

#1783389 - Thursday 2 December 2010 14:17

I own a truck. Is it because I don't have a penis?(:

Molkerei | 0

#1783952 - Thursday 2 December 2010 17:04

yes, yes it is.

pokemaster2468 | 0

#1785533 - Friday 3 December 2010 1:49

ooooohhhhhhhhhhh that woulda been a frikin good dis

By ImBeingLiedTo | 0

#1783096 - Thursday 2 December 2010 12:47

awe grandpa so silly these days

Quest_ | 13

#1783225 - Thursday 2 December 2010 13:30

No, he was correct.

sourgirl101 | 25

#1783386 - Thursday 2 December 2010 14:14

Grandpa wants a BJ?

ZERO530 | 5

#1784139 - Thursday 2 December 2010 18:38

Wrong FML Dingus

starile | 19

#1784311 - Thursday 2 December 2010 19:24

Of course grandpa wants a BJ!

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