By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 05:43 - United States

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Today, as I was walking into my apartment building, a douchebag leaned out his truck window and yelled, "HOW MUCH FOR A BJ?" He then pulled into a spot near my car. Apparently I have a charming new neighbor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 521
You deserved it 2 896

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you should have said depends on the size. the smaller the more costly and by the sounds of it you need to get a loan from the bank.

He sounds fun. Invite him over for tea and crumpets.

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blacklily0103 0

moderated this :)

kyrarox 0

ha

smokeymcpottt 3

Ha ha uh ha ha ha, I have nothing better to say ha.

and how much u charge?

well this situation BLOWS

zakkyzebra 11

I never knew douchebags could talk... Yay for talking inanimate objects!

#26 is a win.

Cyosaric 0

I love 28 because she has a cat. Wanna lick the slime off my belly?

so your neighbour likes to shop around, whats the big deal?

"Bitch you could be making some real motherfuckin money. I'll treat you real good..." I bet OP is the bottom bitch. She gets solicited without even trying lol

lolz so how much did you tell him?

1 year free trial with an upgrade I guess

dang if i were you id get my self. a gun a big dog, security system ..... man him being your neighboor dont let him rape you

ayeitsmerr 0

haha, nice>.<! that sucks for you.

actually she sucked him

Pun intended?

obviously :D

u guys can have sleepovers 2gether :P

and she could possibly make money at the same time!! lol

You could even make money off of your new friend... or is that immoral in any way?

He might just be a visiting friend of a neighbor.

Please tell me it isn't

He sounds fun. Invite him over for tea and crumpets.

this could be the start of a good porn movie

RedPillSucks 31

or a good murder mystery.

alfredrog 0

Lololol win for cum in the face xD

thats his way to tell u ur hot

you should have said depends on the size. the smaller the more costly and by the sounds of it you need to get a loan from the bank.

Trucks are always compensation, unless you actually have alot of stuff to carry around. Whoa. Double entendre.

sourgirl101 28

I own a truck. Is it because I don't have a penis?(:

yes, yes it is.

pokemaster2468 0

ooooohhhhhhhhhhh that woulda been a frikin good dis

ImBeingLiedTo 0

awe grandpa so silly these days

Quest_ 13

No, he was correct.

sourgirl101 28

Grandpa wants a BJ?

Wrong FML Dingus

Of course grandpa wants a BJ!