By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 05:43 - United States

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Today, as I was walking into my apartment building, a douchebag leaned out his truck window and yelled, "HOW MUCH FOR A BJ?" He then pulled into a spot near my car. Apparently I have a charming new neighbor. FML
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Judus_beej 0
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you should have said depends on the size. the smaller the more costly and by the sounds of it you need to get a loan from the bank.

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rave_noises 0
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He sounds fun. Invite him over for tea and crumpets.

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blacklily0103 0

moderated this :)

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kyrarox 0

ha

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smokeymcpottt 3

Ha ha uh ha ha ha, I have nothing better to say ha.

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zeeindahouse 0
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and how much u charge?

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Zesty697 0
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well this situation BLOWS

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zakkyzebra 11

I never knew douchebags could talk... Yay for talking inanimate objects!

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savs11 13
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#26 is a win.

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Cyosaric 0

I love 28 because she has a cat. Wanna lick the slime off my belly?

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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so your neighbour likes to shop around, whats the big deal?

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WishResign 0
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"Bitch you could be making some real motherfuckin money. I'll treat you real good..." I bet OP is the bottom bitch. She gets solicited without even trying lol

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mitri_fml 3
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lolz so how much did you tell him?

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zeeindahouse 0
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1 year free trial with an upgrade I guess

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pink_mess 0
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dang if i were you id get my self. a gun a big dog, security system ..... man him being your neighboor dont let him rape you

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ayeitsmerr 0

haha, nice>.<! that sucks for you.

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GodOfBeer 5
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actually she sucked him

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fishycanswim 0
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Pun intended?

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GodOfBeer 5
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obviously :D

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madmadd 0
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u guys can have sleepovers 2gether :P

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kindlystfupls 0
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and she could possibly make money at the same time!! lol

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TheBananaTheif 0
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You could even make money off of your new friend... or is that immoral in any way?

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starile 19
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He might just be a visiting friend of a neighbor.

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TheBananaTheif 0
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Please tell me it isn't

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rave_noises 0
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He sounds fun. Invite him over for tea and crumpets.

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firemanrob 0
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this could be the start of a good porn movie

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RedPillSucks 31

or a good murder mystery.

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alfredrog 0

Lololol win for cum in the face xD

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charlesnk7 0
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thats his way to tell u ur hot

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Judus_beej 0
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you should have said depends on the size. the smaller the more costly and by the sounds of it you need to get a loan from the bank.

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CitrusGirl 0
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Trucks are always compensation, unless you actually have alot of stuff to carry around. Whoa. Double entendre.

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sourgirl101 28

I own a truck. Is it because I don't have a penis?(:

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Molkerei 0
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yes, yes it is.

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pokemaster2468 0

ooooohhhhhhhhhhh that woulda been a frikin good dis

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ImBeingLiedTo 0

awe grandpa so silly these days

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Quest_ 13

No, he was correct.

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sourgirl101 28

Grandpa wants a BJ?

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ZERO530 5
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Wrong FML Dingus

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starile 19
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Of course grandpa wants a BJ!

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