By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
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gonad_gobbler 1

Oh man you cat be serious! C'mon you've got to be kitten me! That sounds like a catastrophe! Hopefully you can put this event behind you and "fur-get" about it.

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Mifflicious 18

According to your profile, you want to be a veterinarian. I really suggest you don't if you think hugging cats is strange. Jeez..

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OffToTheGayBar 9

Look before you leap, er, hug, in this case. :3

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Heinousness 0

Like...... I don't know what the **** you two are talking about but it has to do with the picture, right?

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RussianFox 13

They were talking about one of the greatest characters in cartoon history.

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Heinousness 0

That doesn't help me. Be more specific, please!!!!!!it would help!!

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AshleyAndAshli 9

Twilight Sparkle is the pony in the picture, it is one of the ponies from My Little Pony...second best to Rainbow Dash, hope I helped! :)

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Heinousness 0

154-Your pic goes with the comment in that what-the-****-is-wrong-with-all-the-world-today sort of way (I would know)

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Heinousness 0

Oh, you DON'T see it? It's just damn creepy if you think about it. And what's with all the My Little Pony pics? You were also helpful.

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ShyAnn29 14

I used to like My Little Pony as a kid, I haven't seen the new ones though

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GoingToBeAPilot1 6

Proceed with the poop jokes.

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nofearjenshere 12

And the pussy jokes.

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Heinousness 0

Not to be totally off- topic( which I do more often than not) but do any of you hate 'an arrow to the knee?'(I have a joke related containing it) You know what? **** all your opinions, I'm saying it anyway, I used to do the same thing but then I took an arrow to the knee. There, I said it. Feel free to thumb me as you want

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

^ okay, it's like your having a conversation, when no one was actually talking to you...

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CryMoreFMLs 14

You are quite indubitably insane, 152.

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Heinousness 0

In that what-the-****-is-wrong-with-the-world-today kind of way, 176. In my family, that's sane. OP, shit happens Yeah, I said it.

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Heinousness 0

173-when you don't have true friends, you talk to yourself. I wish I could talk to someone, but no one cares..... WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

Yes, taking a shit is kinky.

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ninjadinos 14

No it's not... Now urinating... THAT'S kinky.

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LaughinStock 16

Hmmm seems like you two haven't seen two girls one cup. Apparently shit can be kinky.

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nirvi 3

Two girls and a cup is disgusting at the very least.

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BigCheezy73 2

You would think if the cat was that old you would know what it looks like when it's ******** by now.

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ShyAnn29 14

36, when OP says garden, she means yard

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SkoomaKi 27

90 I wasn't aware that a yard and a garden were different? o.O

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koolkat27 13

In the US, a garden is considered a little part of the yard where you keep your plants and flowers.

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gonad_gobbler 1

Oh man you cat be serious! C'mon you've got to be kitten me! That sounds like a catastrophe! Hopefully you can put this event behind you and "fur-get" about it.

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thats_my_job 11

You have the best comments. I really enjoy reading them.

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Urbanchiller 0

Too many puns.. Mind blown.

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coffee_man900 16

That's the idea... Mind blowing... Yah! :)

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Truth_Nazi 0

Reminds me of "Meowsy Mcdurban" (or however it's spelled from Family Guy.

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Cad6 24

Those were actually, admittedly, great puns. Good show sir. :)

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BrysGirl27 14

Hahahaha omg meow that's alot of puns

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DuffleBagHero 4

Well next time don't disturb her. She was doing the do !

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Hey at least she was takin a shit, that stuff clogs up wen they get old

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Pelreskovich 11

Do you skip around whenever you're happy?

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micahsmommy 13

Dang it and here I thought everyone skipped when they were happy. Guess I'll have to find something else to do so I don't look weird. Don't want to be one of those embarrassing mothers.

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im_too_pro 2

You could have looked over and your elderly cat could be dead...do I guess that was best case scenario

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coffee_man900 16

That's what I thought OP was going to say when I first started reading the FML. Funny to say, I'm glad the cat was pooping instead of dying. :)

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