Let the lady shit then!

Good fertilizer :P

Light the shit on fire and throw it at someone.

I believe this says something about the litter box like qualities of OPs garden.

Better than not in the sun and on your carpet.

14 - cat poop is a terrible fertilizer. Unfertilized dirt would be better for gardening than cat poop.

1, in the UK, garden means yard

Sounds really sad

i had a bad feeling the cat was going to be dead lol so hey at least its still alive :D

OP: "Oh look! There's fluffy relaxing and enjoying the sunlight! I should say good morning!" Fluffy: "HNNNGG, ahhh. Nothing better than taking a dump in the sunlight. Ah shit. It's HER again. Gotta finish up... Ugh! No! It's clinging! Must.shake.off!" OP: "FLUFFY!" Fluffy: "No wait!" OP: "What's that smell...? Fluffy... Not in the garden..." Fluffy: "Aye, get off my back woman. I don't walk in on you when you're doing YOUR business. Freak."

it's pretty obvious what she was doing. it's not like they just stand there.

Is that twilight sparkle ?

Quite. (:

Like...... I don't know what the fuck you two are talking about but it has to do with the picture, right?

They were talking about one of the greatest characters in cartoon history.

That doesn't help me. Be more specific, please!!!!!!it would help!!

Twilight Sparkle is the pony in the picture, it is one of the ponies from My Little Pony...second best to Rainbow Dash, hope I helped! :)

154-Your pic goes with the comment in that what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-all-the-world-today sort of way (I would know)

Oh, you DON'T see it? It's just damn creepy if you think about it. And what's with all the My Little Pony pics? You were also helpful.

I used to like My Little Pony as a kid, I haven't seen the new ones though

And the pussy jokes.

Yep

Catch it.

That was a shitty situation !

^Kill it!

Not to be totally off- topic( which I do more often than not) but do any of you hate 'an arrow to the knee?'(I have a joke related containing it) You know what? Fuck all your opinions, I'm saying it anyway, I used to do the same thing but then I took an arrow to the knee. There, I said it. Feel free to thumb me as you want

^ okay, it's like your having a conversation, when no one was actually talking to you...

You are quite indubitably insane, 152.

In that what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-the-world-today kind of way, 176. In my family, that's sane. OP, shit happens Yeah, I said it.

173-when you don't have true friends, you talk to yourself. I wish I could talk to someone, but no one cares..... WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ haha, funny... :S

Yes, taking a shit is kinky.

No it's not... Now urinating... THAT'S kinky.

Hmmm seems like you two haven't seen two girls one cup. Apparently shit can be kinky.

Two girls and a cup is disgusting at the very least.

You would think if the cat was that old you would know what it looks like when it's shitting by now.

I'm guessing she didn't

36, when OP says garden, she means yard

90 I wasn't aware that a yard and a garden were different? o.O

133-

In the US, a garden is considered a little part of the yard where you keep your plants and flowers.

You have the best comments. I really enjoy reading them.

Too many puns.. Mind blown.

That's the idea... Mind blowing... Yah! :)

Reminds me of "Meowsy Mcdurban" (or however it's spelled from Family Guy.

Those were purrfect puns.

Those were purrfect puns.

Darn thing posted that twice. Sorry!

Those were actually, admittedly, great puns. Good show sir. :)

Hahahaha omg meow that's alot of puns

Your so punny! :)

Don't you?

I don't skip, I gallop.. Or frolic.

Dang it and here I thought everyone skipped when they were happy. Guess I'll have to find something else to do so I don't look weird. Don't want to be one of those embarrassing mothers.

Your profile picture is so cute :)