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OP: "Oh look! There's fluffy relaxing and enjoying the sunlight! I should say good morning!"
Fluffy: "HNNNGG, ahhh. Nothing better than taking a dump in the sunlight. Ah shit. It's HER again. Gotta finish up... Ugh! No! It's clinging!!"
Fluffy: "No wait!"
OP: "What's that smell...? Fluffy... Not in the garden..."
Fluffy: "Aye, get off my back woman. I don't walk in on you when you're doing YOUR business. Freak."

  Heinousness  |  0

Not to be totally off- topic( which I do more often than not) but do any of you hate 'an arrow to the knee?'(I have a joke related containing it)

You know what? Fuck all your opinions, I'm saying it anyway,

I used to do the same thing but then I took an arrow to the knee.

There, I said it. Feel free to thumb me as you want

  micahsmommy  |  13

Dang it and here I thought everyone skipped when they were happy. Guess I'll have to find something else to do so I don't look weird. Don't want to be one of those embarrassing mothers.