By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 05:43 - United States

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Today, as I was walking into my apartment building, a douchebag leaned out his truck window and yelled, "HOW MUCH FOR A BJ?" He then pulled into a spot near my car. Apparently I have a charming new neighbor. FML
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Judus_beej 0

you should have said depends on the size. the smaller the more costly and by the sounds of it you need to get a loan from the bank.

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rave_noises 0

He sounds fun. Invite him over for tea and crumpets.

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell him that his wife/girlfriend/mother charges 50cents. He should stay with that until he can hang with real men.

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_krispy 0

just do your job i dont get why your complaining ..

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mintcar 9

Money is tight. He just wants to make sure your prices are reasonable. Nothing wrong with being a little thrifty.

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bigdaddy18 0

don't look so good and things like this won't happen

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JanisEvans 10

So stop dressing like a hooker then. Problem solved.

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starfuryt550 3

Hahahah my bad I didn't mean to come off too strong...your face is nice.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Did you say anything back? As tempting as it is to shoot him a witty and scathing reply, that douche would probably take it as encouragement.

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meteor_stream 9

Only if the said answer wasn't "Five years in jail!" =)

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WiFi_ght_Club 0

Are you sure his truck doesn't just need new ball joints?

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