FML : Ouch.

Ouch.

Today, my neighbor, whom I've had a massive crush on but barely know, actually started flirting with me. Long story short, it ended with him getting a blowjob. I said, "We should make this a thing." He replied, "Yeah, a one-time thing." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Zaak - / Sunday 25 March 2018 06:00 /

Love

Intimacy

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By almost_there44 | 26

#7615295 - Sunday 25 March 2018 6:20

Did you expect him to propose after giving him a blowjob when you both barely know each other? Welcome to the world where sucking a dick won't make someone like you. It's a hard world OP.

By Vanessa Ramirez | 6

#7615299 - Sunday 25 March 2018 6:30

Sweetie you should know better. If a interactions starts with sex it 9 times out of 10 it will only stay that way. Also after a sexual happens you should never metion it again unless he does. Those lil weirdohs (men) scare easy.

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By almost_there44 | 26

#7615295 - Sunday 25 March 2018 6:20

Did you expect him to propose after giving him a blowjob when you both barely know each other? Welcome to the world where sucking a dick won't make someone like you. It's a hard world OP.

Rabite | 27

#7615542 - Sunday 25 March 2018 20:51

Wtf? She just told him that she would like to do it again without any other intention. What's so wrong with that? It's like the most common thing you do after you met someone and enjoyed it.

Lalala579121 | 27

#7615791 - Monday 26 March 2018 12:49

Apparently not "hard" enough.

By RipperoniPizza | 18

#7615297 - Sunday 25 March 2018 6:21

It could have been worse, right? It could have ended with no one getting a BJ?

By Vanessa Ramirez | 6

#7615299 - Sunday 25 March 2018 6:30

Rabite | 27

#7615543 - Sunday 25 March 2018 20:53

It's really time that stupid mindsets like this one die.

joeyl1990 | 28

#7684881 - Wednesday 29 August 2018 22:40

That's not really true anymore. Most relationships don't start with sex but a lot of them do

By RichardPencil | 25

#7615303 - Sunday 25 March 2018 6:48

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

almost_there44 | 26

#7615312 - Sunday 25 March 2018 7:34

Wow, you're talking like a true professional. Why not give OP some visual lessons on how to give a proper blow job? Are you up open enough for the task?

RichardPencil | 25

#7615392 - Sunday 25 March 2018 12:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By CrazyTrainWreck | 19

#7615307 - Sunday 25 March 2018 7:11

Well I guess you could say you blew your chances.

By LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#7615309 - Sunday 25 March 2018 7:18

Blowjob:"When a mobster orders you to plant explosives to a gangsters property in an act of revenge.If the bastard is a traitor, thieve or rat then give him a blowjob." I would only hope it was a one time thing OP.

By Dave_Davington | 30

#7615317 - Sunday 25 March 2018 8:14

Next time, ease off on the teeth.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7615321 - Sunday 25 March 2018 8:54

Thank you sir, your business is very important to us. Now how would you rate your blowjob on a scale from dissatisfied to extremely satisfied? Mmhm. And how likely are you to recommend us to friends or family?