Today, my neighbor, whom I've had a massive crush on but barely know, actually started flirting with me. Long story short, it ended with him getting a blowjob. I said, "We should make this a thing." He replied, "Yeah, a one-time thing." FML
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Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML
Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML
Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, I made out with the guy I've had a huge crush on for the first time. He wrapped his arms around me, and whispered softly into my ear, "I can't wait to bone you." FML
Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
Today, I've had a crush on a guy for a while - a friend of mine knows this. I finally decided to find out once and for all if there was any chance with him, so I drove to his house, armed with a home cooked meal and wine, only to find the very friend I confided in was at his house. It turns out they are now an item. FML
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almost_there44 26
Did you expect him to propose after giving him a ******* when you both barely know each other? Welcome to the world where sucking a dick won't make someone like you. It's a hard world OP.
Vanessa Ramirez 6
Sweetie you should know better. If a interactions starts with sex it 9 times out of 10 it will only stay that way. Also after a sexual happens you should never metion it again unless he does. Those lil weirdohs (men) scare easy.
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almost_there44 26
Did you expect him to propose after giving him a ******* when you both barely know each other? Welcome to the world where sucking a dick won't make someone like you. It's a hard world OP.
Rabite 28
Wtf? She just told him that she would like to do it again without any other intention. What's so wrong with that? It's like the most common thing you do after you met someone and enjoyed it.
almost_there44 26
What was confusing about what I said? OP clearly said she has a crush on her neighbor and I'm pretty sure she wasn't expecting on giving blow jobs to him for the rest of her life.
Lalala579121 27
Apparently not "hard" enough.
RipperoniPizza 19
It could have been worse, right? It could have ended with no one getting a BJ?
Vanessa Ramirez 6
Sweetie you should know better. If a interactions starts with sex it 9 times out of 10 it will only stay that way. Also after a sexual happens you should never metion it again unless he does. Those lil weirdohs (men) scare easy.
Rabite 28
It's really time that stupid mindsets like this one die.
joeyl1990 28
That's not really true anymore. Most relationships don't start with sex but a lot of them do
RichardPencil 30
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I’m sorry, but that must have been hideously bad *******! If it only were mediocre, he’d have been happy to receive regularly. You need to up your game!
almost_there44 26
Wow, you're talking like a true professional. Why not give OP some visual lessons on how to give a proper ********? Are you up open enough for the task?
RichardPencil 30
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Um, I think you have me confused with your mom.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Well I guess you could say you blew your chances.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
*******:"When a mobster orders you to plant explosives to a gangsters property in an act of revenge.If the bastard is a traitor, thieve or rat then give him a *******." I would only hope it was a one time thing OP.
Dave_Davington 33
Next time, ease off on the teeth.
Donut_Wizard 23
Thank you sir, your business is very important to us. Now how would you rate your ******* on a scale from dissatisfied to extremely satisfied? Mmhm. And how likely are you to recommend us to friends or family?
WyldGundam 19
Damn. Guess you blew it.
ohsnapword 21
Don't worry. There are other guys out there who are probably worth your time. Keep your head up.
pjsr 32
...and down and up and down and up and down and up