Ouch.

By Zaak - 25/03/2018 06:00

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Today, my neighbor, whom I've had a massive crush on but barely know, actually started flirting with me. Long story short, it ended with him getting a blowjob. I said, "We should make this a thing." He replied, "Yeah, a one-time thing." FML
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almost_there44 26
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Did you expect him to propose after giving him a blowjob when you both barely know each other? Welcome to the world where sucking a dick won't make someone like you. It's a hard world OP.

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Vanessa Ramirez 6
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Sweetie you should know better. If a interactions starts with sex it 9 times out of 10 it will only stay that way. Also after a sexual happens you should never metion it again unless he does. Those lil weirdohs (men) scare easy.

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almost_there44 26
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Did you expect him to propose after giving him a blowjob when you both barely know each other? Welcome to the world where sucking a dick won't make someone like you. It's a hard world OP.

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Rabite 28
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Wtf? She just told him that she would like to do it again without any other intention. What's so wrong with that? It's like the most common thing you do after you met someone and enjoyed it.

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almost_there44 26
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What was confusing about what I said? OP clearly said she has a crush on her neighbor and I'm pretty sure she wasn't expecting on giving blow jobs to him for the rest of her life.

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Lalala579121 27
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Apparently not "hard" enough.

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RipperoniPizza 19
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It could have been worse, right? It could have ended with no one getting a BJ?

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Vanessa Ramirez 6
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Sweetie you should know better. If a interactions starts with sex it 9 times out of 10 it will only stay that way. Also after a sexual happens you should never metion it again unless he does. Those lil weirdohs (men) scare easy.

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Rabite 28
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It's really time that stupid mindsets like this one die.

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joeyl1990 28
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That's not really true anymore. Most relationships don't start with sex but a lot of them do

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RichardPencil 30
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almost_there44 26
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Wow, you're talking like a true professional. Why not give OP some visual lessons on how to give a proper blow job? Are you up open enough for the task?

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RichardPencil 30
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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Well I guess you could say you blew your chances.

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
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Blowjob:"When a mobster orders you to plant explosives to a gangsters property in an act of revenge.If the bastard is a traitor, thieve or rat then give him a blowjob." I would only hope it was a one time thing OP.

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Dave_Davington 33
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Next time, ease off on the teeth.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Thank you sir, your business is very important to us. Now how would you rate your blowjob on a scale from dissatisfied to extremely satisfied? Mmhm. And how likely are you to recommend us to friends or family?

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WyldGundam 19
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Damn. Guess you blew it.

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ohsnapword 21

Don't worry. There are other guys out there who are probably worth your time. Keep your head up.

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pjsr 32
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...and down and up and down and up and down and up

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