Ouch.

By Zaak - 25/03/2018 06:00

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Today, my neighbor, whom I've had a massive crush on but barely know, actually started flirting with me. Long story short, it ended with him getting a blowjob. I said, "We should make this a thing." He replied, "Yeah, a one-time thing." FML
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Did you expect him to propose after giving him a blowjob when you both barely know each other? Welcome to the world where sucking a dick won't make someone like you. It's a hard world OP.

Sweetie you should know better. If a interactions starts with sex it 9 times out of 10 it will only stay that way. Also after a sexual happens you should never metion it again unless he does. Those lil weirdohs (men) scare easy.

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Did you expect him to propose after giving him a blowjob when you both barely know each other? Welcome to the world where sucking a dick won't make someone like you. It's a hard world OP.

Wtf? She just told him that she would like to do it again without any other intention. What's so wrong with that? It's like the most common thing you do after you met someone and enjoyed it.

What was confusing about what I said? OP clearly said she has a crush on her neighbor and I'm pretty sure she wasn't expecting on giving blow jobs to him for the rest of her life.

Apparently not "hard" enough.

It could have been worse, right? It could have ended with no one getting a BJ?

Sweetie you should know better. If a interactions starts with sex it 9 times out of 10 it will only stay that way. Also after a sexual happens you should never metion it again unless he does. Those lil weirdohs (men) scare easy.

It's really time that stupid mindsets like this one die.

That's not really true anymore. Most relationships don't start with sex but a lot of them do

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Wow, you're talking like a true professional. Why not give OP some visual lessons on how to give a proper blow job? Are you up open enough for the task?

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Well I guess you could say you blew your chances.

Blowjob:"When a mobster orders you to plant explosives to a gangsters property in an act of revenge.If the bastard is a traitor, thieve or rat then give him a blowjob." I would only hope it was a one time thing OP.

Next time, ease off on the teeth.

Thank you sir, your business is very important to us. Now how would you rate your blowjob on a scale from dissatisfied to extremely satisfied? Mmhm. And how likely are you to recommend us to friends or family?

Damn. Guess you blew it.

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Don't worry. There are other guys out there who are probably worth your time. Keep your head up.

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