By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 05:43 - United States

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Today, as I was walking into my apartment building, a douchebag leaned out his truck window and yelled, "HOW MUCH FOR A BJ?" He then pulled into a spot near my car. Apparently I have a charming new neighbor. FML
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Judus_beej 0

you should have said depends on the size. the smaller the more costly and by the sounds of it you need to get a loan from the bank.

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rave_noises 0

He sounds fun. Invite him over for tea and crumpets.

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mrjude 3

Write the amount on his car's hood. In brake fluid.

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Sparx1_1 16

So you make a formal complaint to the building manager and get on with your day. problem solved.

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happy_dino 6

REPOST!!!! This is a repost!!! check out the FML after the next one!! (going down... not up)

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iCreate 10

Just take it as a compliment and ignore that idiot for the rest of your life.

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Marionnoiram 0

At least now you've got a way to make a quick buck if you're ever in need.

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PinkCyd 0

OP here. Not that it matters, but I was wearing jeans and a sweatshirt so I wasn't even dressed like a ****. And I did complain the management. Guess how many ***** they gave? I'm thinking of going to the Mexican grocery store and buying some intestines, tongues, etc. to leave in his truck as a housewarming gift.

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sassyparrot 9

I can't believe all these people commenting that you must have been dressed like a ****. it doesn't even matter how you are dressed. you never deserve to be harrased like that

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