noxiffic
Sandnes, Norway
Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Seth
Shit yourself time
Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML
Dammit
United States
Bad boy
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Anonymous
Middleton, United States
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
nick
United States
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
terrified
Forest City, United States
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
woofwoof
Izmir, Turkey
Unattack dog
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Paula
Canada
The chase
Today, I went for a "relaxing" walk on a local trail. I got chased by an angry goose halfway back to my car. Apparently, it didn’t appreciate my "peaceful" attempt to take a selfie with it. FML
Jeslyn03
Canada
Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Holy fuck
United States
Where is my mind?
Today, I had a horrific nightmare where I was lost in the woods and got mauled to death by a hungry wolf. I fully blacked out in the dream before waking up in real life, at 3AM, where I found that my room was pitch black because I forgot to open the curtains. I genuinely thought I was dead for about five seconds. FML
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garage_fml 18
It's Halloween. Probably a werewolf.
WolfyGrace 24
Oh, goodness. That's a story for the kids! But in all seriousness, at least you survived :)
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lumpyspacequeen 11
Javla ulf.
Mindset 11
Man you got chased home by a werewolf...maybe you should invest in some silver bullets
Mojo0608 26
Not going to lie, I came looking in the comments for some EXO references. There was Duran Duran and other bands but no EXO. Kkaebsong~
kristinklutz 2
On the upside, the wolf didn't catch you.
Unes 10
Trick or treat! Did u say that
The_Real_MVP 2
WHO ARE YOU!?!? USANE ****** BOLT!?! WOLVES RUN FAST AS SHIT. But in all seriousness you are a very lucky person.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Now you can tell everybody you outran a wolf.
ohSNAPyall 27
Oh snap for central Norway. "I live in central Norway. FML"
chololatino 13
Well at least it was only one wolf!
skyeyez9 25
I read Halloween was canceled in a Canadian town cause of polar bears were wandering around the town.