Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up really early to get ready for an interview....

By nopethanks - 31/10/2014 12:05 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, I woke up really early to get ready for an interview. I guess it was too early because my mom thought someone broke into our house and now I have two bruised ribs. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML

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By thanksmum - 29/05/2010 17:39 - Germany

Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 06:04 - United States

Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2013 17:41 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML

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By postop - 26/06/2015 03:06 - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I woke up to my mother telling me to sit up and get dressed because we had to go before it was too late. I just woke up from surgery. She didn't want to be stuck in traffic. FML

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By annoyed - 20/02/2013 20:33 - United States - Paradise Valley

Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML

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By Lady Julia KaNeko - 20/06/2019 10:15 - United States - Meridian

Today, after going to bed at a decent time last night so I could get up early, I overslept. Not only that, I thought today was the day of my job interview, so I rushed to get ready and go. As I parked in the parking lot, I realized today was the day before said interview. FML

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By TordNorski - 04/05/2016 17:44 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5am, my mom came in and knocked loudly. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML

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By tireedddddd - 25/11/2011 16:24 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 18:49 - New Zealand

Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML

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Friday 31 October 2014 19:21

Kick ass mom . Sucks for you though.

garage_fml 18

Friday 31 October 2014 19:21

Strong mom you got there.

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devildog562 33

Friday 31 October 2014 19:21

Kick ass mom . Sucks for you though.

PennyLane27 32

Friday 31 October 2014 19:28

Ninja mom!

tashb 17

Friday 31 October 2014 19:28

Ouch sounds painful. Well I hope you got the position you interviewed for!

wanted_2_want 40

Friday 31 October 2014 20:01

You should be glad you don't have to pay for a burglar alarm!!

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Friday 31 October 2014 21:45

Negro Ninja

SanyoBlackthorn 9

Friday 31 October 2014 19:21

I hope it wasn't a job interview in security

garage_fml 18

Friday 31 October 2014 19:21

Strong mom you got there.

sayyestothedress 24

Saturday 1 November 2014 16:05

Better safe than sorry! Hope your ribs feel better OP!

mla2000 15

Friday 31 October 2014 19:22

Shame on you OP for scaring your mom like that!

njgohard 16

Friday 31 October 2014 19:22

At least they're not broken.

ZackFev 6

Friday 31 October 2014 19:23

At least you know your house will be ok of someone actually invades your home? Sorry about the broken ribs OP.

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 31 October 2014 19:23

Good for her, bad for you. but she was protecting the house and everyone in it.

adacurtis 9

Friday 31 October 2014 19:23

well at least you don't have to worry about your mom being able to defend herself in that type of situation. not quite sure how you can mistake your child for an intruder though. hope you have a speedy recovery!