Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up really early to get ready for an interview....

By nopethanks - 31/10/2014 12:05 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, I woke up really early to get ready for an interview. I guess it was too early because my mom thought someone broke into our house and now I have two bruised ribs. FML

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Today, after going to bed at a decent time last night so I could get up early, I overslept. Not only that, I thought today was the day of my job interview, so I rushed to get ready and go. As I parked in the parking lot, I realized today was the day before said interview. FML

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By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

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By rachlette - 17/04/2015 21:47 - United States - Seattle

Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 00:46 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML

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By Jane - 02/03/2024 12:00 - Switzerland

Today, I woke up unusually early for an appointment and got ready real quick. Only after passing the front door did I realize I had forgotten my sleeping baby inside. FML

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By DravensMommy - 06/08/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I woke up with a black eye. Why? My husband was having a dream where he was fighting somebody and wound up punching me in the face in his sleep. I had a very important job interview this morning. FML

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By postop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Far Rockaway

Today, I woke up to my mother telling me to sit up and get dressed because we had to go before it was too late. I had just woken up from surgery. She didn't want to be stuck in traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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Friday 31 October 2014 19:21

Kick ass mom . Sucks for you though.

garage_fml 18

Friday 31 October 2014 19:21

Strong mom you got there.

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devildog562 33

Friday 31 October 2014 19:21

Kick ass mom . Sucks for you though.

PennyLane27 32

Friday 31 October 2014 19:28

Ninja mom!

tashb 17

Friday 31 October 2014 19:28

Ouch sounds painful. Well I hope you got the position you interviewed for!

wanted_2_want 40

Friday 31 October 2014 20:01

You should be glad you don't have to pay for a burglar alarm!!

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Friday 31 October 2014 21:45

Negro Ninja

SanyoBlackthorn 9

Friday 31 October 2014 19:21

I hope it wasn't a job interview in security

garage_fml 18

Friday 31 October 2014 19:21

Strong mom you got there.

sayyestothedress 24

Saturday 1 November 2014 16:05

Better safe than sorry! Hope your ribs feel better OP!

mla2000 15

Friday 31 October 2014 19:22

Shame on you OP for scaring your mom like that!

njgohard 16

Friday 31 October 2014 19:22

At least they're not broken.

ZackFev 6

Friday 31 October 2014 19:23

At least you know your house will be ok of someone actually invades your home? Sorry about the broken ribs OP.

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 31 October 2014 19:23

Good for her, bad for you. but she was protecting the house and everyone in it.

adacurtis 9

Friday 31 October 2014 19:23

well at least you don't have to worry about your mom being able to defend herself in that type of situation. not quite sure how you can mistake your child for an intruder though. hope you have a speedy recovery!