By noxiffic - 31/10/2014 12:31 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML
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garage_fml 18

It's Halloween. Probably a werewolf.

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WolfyGrace 24

Oh, goodness. That's a story for the kids! But in all seriousness, at least you survived :)

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WolfyGrace 24

Oh, goodness. That's a story for the kids! But in all seriousness, at least you survived :)

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Rinat_fml 26

Well that's just ******* great, as I'm visiting Rogaland this weekend... :X

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incoherentrmblr 21

Should've went Liam Neeson on it...

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WolfyGrace 24

I had nothing to do with this, #60! I'm just an innocent bystander living in Arizona!

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HarshD9619 34

I still can't get over the fact that OP outran a wolf.

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brivielle 15

Perferct fml for the wolf. "Today, i finally caught sight of a meal for the day. Bloody meat outran me. Am sleeping hungry tonight. FML"

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weveallbeenthere 30

Damn, lucky to outrun it. would have scared the Shit out of me.

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sayyestothedress 24

Reliving twilight! Ugh! I thought it was over!

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garage_fml 18

It's Halloween. Probably a werewolf.

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Enslaved 36

"A Werewolf in Norway"? Can't wait for that movie to come out.

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tony1891 22

good thing i stocked up on silver ammunition.

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Nico_di_AngeloX 13

Coming to theaters near you, "Norwegian werewolf in Norway," the spin-off to "American werewolf in London."

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

I don't think they celebrate Halloween.

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PossiblyInDanger 24

It was a werewolf, OP. It was looking for Halloween candy.

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maharb01 17

maybe he was just trying to join your one man wolfpack?

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combinationlock 7

I like how #11 gets downloaded for complimenting a comment that's such a plus five for humanity

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brivielle 15

#54 You didn't know? That's how i got my grandad

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ThatFafHippo 6

Can't blame him. Must've been a great costume

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

Exactly. You were in no immediate danger if you outran a wolf, trust me. It was just stalking you, it happens with Cyotes in my area all the time, and we have huge Cyotes that follow people, looking for handouts. (I mean as big as small to medium wolves) Also, lone wolves rarely attack larger animals unless they are starving, and when they do they are quick. You only need to worry if multiple wolves are stalking you.

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noxiffic 20

Well, im not 100% sure it chased after me, but seeing one 30ft away from you, doesn't exactly make you wanna look back when you start running.

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arthur86 7

Trivelig med litt naturopplevelsa da :)

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Mauskau 35

Nope, just trying to communicate in Norwegian on an English website :)

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PhantomFollower 20

Translation?

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Gaernem 17

Not Norwegian, but.. Jag behover en öl.

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