Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML
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Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I went for a "relaxing" walk on a local trail. I got chased by an angry goose halfway back to my car. Apparently, it didn’t appreciate my "peaceful" attempt to take a selfie with it. FML
Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I had a horrific nightmare where I was lost in the woods and got mauled to death by a hungry wolf. I fully blacked out in the dream before waking up in real life, at 3AM, where I found that my room was pitch black because I forgot to open the curtains. I genuinely thought I was dead for about five seconds. FML
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garage_fml 18
It's Halloween. Probably a werewolf.
WolfyGrace 24
Oh, goodness. That's a story for the kids! But in all seriousness, at least you survived :)
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Comments (94)
danthehuman 29
Happy Halloween!
XPhoenixFire 17
Tame it and enjoy life with a pet wolf, maybe name it Carl.
ostfaiz 18
How was the experience?
WhatsMyNameTho 11
In touch with the ground, I'm on the hunt I'm after you. Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd, and I'm hungry like a...
Ichiya 29
moose
Y0UI34574RD 15
What does the wolf say?
Cely988 29
"run bitch, run!"
movaa 11
You must run incredibly fast...
Hawk42 16
Today, I saw a delicious human walking. I could've eaten him, but I got tired running, because I'm too fat and slow. FML. -Wolf
orbit 22
But you are a Hawk...
Cortezthe1st 23
Well that's hawkward.
GEFStryker 29
Bloody hell, I would say congrats for outrunning a bloody wolf!
stargirl_95 24
Unless you had a massive head start, it probably wasn't an actual wolf if you managed to outrun it
wanted_2_want 40
Were you wearing a RED BONETT or a cape? It probably was like red riding hood but with inverted sex roles!!! LOL.