Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I went for a "relaxing" walk on a local trail. I got chased by an angry goose halfway back to my car. Apparently, it didn’t appreciate my "peaceful" attempt to take a selfie with it. FML
Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I had a horrific nightmare where I was lost in the woods and got mauled to death by a hungry wolf. I fully blacked out in the dream before waking up in real life, at 3AM, where I found that my room was pitch black because I forgot to open the curtains. I genuinely thought I was dead for about five seconds. FML
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garage_fml 18
It's Halloween. Probably a werewolf.
WolfyGrace 24
Oh, goodness. That's a story for the kids! But in all seriousness, at least you survived :)
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Comments (94)
ThePaperDragon 31
At least you evaded it and survived!
wvcheesehead 13
No concern unless you are a little pig living in tenement housing.
rjt93 18
Are you afraid of the big BAD WOLF Doctor!!
shakotoon 4
He came from where the winds are cold And truth is seen through keyholes ...strange longings never sleep Now he's come where no hearts beat Cry wolf Time to worry Cry wolf Time to worry now ♫ (Norway, wolf, a-ha...I just love that band....sorry)
Foxy_On_Fire 21
I voted for this!!! Congrats!!
felixshen 18
Well I mean you do live in central Norway.
rickyvil 11
I don't understand how people can think you ydi this
cquigley101 13
I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be alive right now if you were chased by a wolf....
RA91 26
Dang, that sucks!
worldclassrager 41
Is that normal?