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Unattack dog

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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rocker_chick105 31

Truly man's best friend huh?

Spencyy 18

Swiper no swiping! You gotta say it three times.

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rocker_chick105 31

Truly man's best friend huh?

Stephencharis 14

tell him to get a dog...a real dog...

gatorclay97 28

I just imagine the dog laughing and saying "that's what you get for cutting my balls off"

sydneysays 15

Not much of a guard dog!

Spencyy 18

Swiper no swiping! You gotta say it three times.

Camillerenee420 4

Aww mannn! *snaps fingers*

logic368 8

Looks like you had a woof day.

silvercamaro 22

**wuff I like the pun though I'll give you the +1

chinaski7628 32

Or 'ruff' would've worked.

brasiliano 16

#4 tried his best. His the paw man a break. ah see what I did there.

Perfectly_Killer 14

At least you know he's not a guard dog, for sure.

Mf2307 15

prolly a good idea to try and train him to be a guard dog after that

Aspen_Grace33 27

I always tell my husband anyone could get past our dog too if only they had a treat or acted like they wanted to play. At least you're ok!!!

Classy_Sassy_15 15

Try training your dog again.

lexa1love 16

I'm guessing the dog wasn't properly trained in the first place. So many people think a dog *ANY* dog is going to be a guard dog. That is not the case and should not be expected.

paolino_fml 18

Depends what size your dog is

kpohil 13

very true. 10 Bucks says its a yip dog that will get confused with a big rat.

XBurytheCastleX 25

I had a 'yip rat' that tore a hole in my hand and defended me over anything, even a leaf. The hole was an accident but my point was that they can be very protective.

Rababco 29

Yeah, our Pom is really defensive. Seriously, she's nuts, she'll bark, growl and sometimes even try to attack someone she doesn't know really well. We can't take her for walks and we have to be really careful when someone comes over if she doesn't know them really well. We even tried a trainer but it didn't work. It's much more likely OP's dog is a Lab or another large, passive dog. Our Lab is the sweetest, biggest baby you'll ever meet.

juturnaamo 29

"Jokes on you, he didn't even bring food! Just a bunch of pieces of paper!"

XBurytheCastleX 25

You probably didn't show enough fear or didn't release a scent... Your dog should have picked up on the situation.