Unattack dog

By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 980
You deserved it 2 986

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Truly man's best friend huh?

Swiper no swiping! You gotta say it three times.

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Truly man's best friend huh?

tell him to get a dog...a real dog...

I just imagine the dog laughing and saying "that's what you get for cutting my balls off"

Not much of a guard dog!

Swiper no swiping! You gotta say it three times.

Aww mannn! *snaps fingers*

Looks like you had a woof day.

**wuff I like the pun though I'll give you the +1

Or 'ruff' would've worked.

#4 tried his best. His the paw man a break. ah see what I did there.

At least you know he's not a guard dog, for sure.

prolly a good idea to try and train him to be a guard dog after that

I always tell my husband anyone could get past our dog too if only they had a treat or acted like they wanted to play. At least you're ok!!!

Try training your dog again.

I'm guessing the dog wasn't properly trained in the first place. So many people think a dog *ANY* dog is going to be a guard dog. That is not the case and should not be expected.

Depends what size your dog is

very true. 10 Bucks says its a yip dog that will get confused with a big rat.

I had a 'yip rat' that tore a hole in my hand and defended me over anything, even a leaf. The hole was an accident but my point was that they can be very protective.

Yeah, our Pom is really defensive. Seriously, she's nuts, she'll bark, growl and sometimes even try to attack someone she doesn't know really well. We can't take her for walks and we have to be really careful when someone comes over if she doesn't know them really well. We even tried a trainer but it didn't work. It's much more likely OP's dog is a Lab or another large, passive dog. Our Lab is the sweetest, biggest baby you'll ever meet.

"Jokes on you, he didn't even bring food! Just a bunch of pieces of paper!"

You probably didn't show enough fear or didn't release a scent... Your dog should have picked up on the situation.