By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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Same thing different taste

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gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?

That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.

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BIGGYCLEEBS 0
Seti_fml 0

you REALLY need to shave if anyone can see it while you're wearing shorts (hell, shouldn't you be shaving it anyway? ) i think it's pretty obvious that YDI

Next time you seem him you can show him how nice your pussy looks now. Bring a condom.

i'd say invest in some shorts for someone of your size. and even if the shorts were too short... shouldn't the underwear kinda repress the wild hair? lol.

Its called a razorblade, you might wanna try one.

you're sure you were actually wearing shorts and not just underwear?

Gondile 4

"Down goes the lever when I see the beaver.