By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?

That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.

Comments

ChefBoy6382 0

Geez, people, she doesn't have to shave if she doesn't want to. I mean, my *face* isn't going down there without it, but that's the closest I would come to caring. He sounds like a nice enough guy if he'd even stop to correct you.

ozymandias_fml 0

YDI -- learn to shave, dress yourself, or both.

zander09 0

LOL at everyone grossed out by a bush. The younger boys (and girls too) on here who think some hair is so "disgusting" should probably thank god that they grew up in the last couple of decades where **** has set a standard for shaved female genitalia because it certainly wasn't common before that. And you know men don't shave their shit either. Such a double standard. Don't shave if you don't want to. It's just a pain in the ass anyways. And for ladies who have sensitive skin, it's downright tortuous. Just wear longer shorts next time.

And this is why you wear longer shorts....

deaditegirl 0

YDI. Either be better at personal grooming or better at dressing yourself.

Seriously ... there's nothing nice about bush.

Ha, takin' the beaver for a jog. The 70's called. They want their crotch-fro back.