By scfead - United States
Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
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  niemann2006  |  0

bury you???
anyways, OP, how could he have passed you and then stared at your butt? wouldn't that mean he was ahead of you? and if he passed the other way, then how could you have known he stopped? fakity fake fake

  uj_fml  |  4

I'm thinking what happened is that he walked ahead of her, stopped, waited for her to pass, then she thought he did that to stare at her butt. Honestly, can you guys go through one FML without shouting fake?

  dikinass  |  0

nigga faggots.


posting your faggot ass life to fml is gay. and most of it is shit. so.. fuck fml? uh ya.

Now this is funny:


  acd23  |  0

I agree with AAAAHHHH12. I'd much rather have a random creepy guy staring at my butt than a random creepy guy reaching into my butt pocket to steal my wallet. One- I'd feel slightly violated if a random creepy guy reached into my butt pocket and Two- a random creepy guy would have my wallet.
I don't put my wallet in my pocket at all. It's too big to easily fit in any of my pockets, front or back, so if I need it I carry a purse (and with a purse you have a little bit more of a reaction time if someone tries to yank it from your shoulder)