By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?

That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.

Comments

harlehatschi 0

i dont think you should HAVE to shave, but if you aren't going to, wear hairline-appropriate shorts. ydi on that count, also for responding to random dudes who comment on your ass in the first place :P

With a bush that hairy and shorts that short, I'm sure you knew that from even an arms distance length someone would notice your P... You're a nasty Ftard.

PenceyXD 0

I agree with #19. Shave that shit

cxal_fml 0

If you are shorts so short they might as well be underwear (and you must for this to have happened) you deserve this

LOL #5. Oh well though, it will be ok. At least it wasn't someone you knew, right?

Jeeze why is everyone suggesting to shave, there maybe other things exposed even if she did! YDI though for wearing such bad shorts and no underwear.

As a runner, I understand not wanting to wear underwear with regular workout shorts, but wear running shorts with liner next time ;)

pancakelover 0

Damn girl! Still I would have said "thanks," and slapped it flirtatiously...