Love: Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive...

By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 20 256

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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ssnow_fml 20

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:04

At least now he knows what you've got under there.

WOTAN1488 24

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:05

Maybe he liked it :)

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ssnow_fml 20

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:04

At least now he knows what you've got under there.

WOTAN1488 24

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:05

Maybe he liked it :)

UserError94 18

Tuesday 29 March 2016 21:22

Right? She should have played damsel in distress at that point. I know I would need help gettin MY pants back on if that happened to me

TipsyTj 8

Wednesday 30 March 2016 0:03

Haha, I should have but he was to busy with his car

UserError94 18

Wednesday 30 March 2016 0:37

Oh I see aha ;) so uhh..anyway on an unrelated note ;).. What kind of car was it?

TipsyTj 8

Wednesday 30 March 2016 0:54

I think it's a '96 mustang.

Llama_Face89 33

Thursday 31 March 2016 7:21

well...at least he's attractive cuz he has crappy taste in cars...

TheBestAround23 13

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:05

Did he run over to see if you were ok? Oh and how big was this rock exactly?

Ambitiousmould 8

Wednesday 30 March 2016 5:04

The chuffing dilemma now is, "Do I run over to make sure she's right, or do I avert my gaze?"

lozzer2712 8

Wednesday 30 March 2016 12:23

I read this as how big was his ****. I may have a severe case of dirty mind-itis

Guzziii 12

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:06

That might've worked in your favor (:

toolazytotype99 18

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:06

Did the pantsing include panties and all? Because if so I'd ask you to run by my house more often

17green17 13

Tuesday 29 March 2016 19:18

Your profile picture is you and your kid. Creep.

ohjoy15 33

Tuesday 29 March 2016 19:24

@16 Says he's 16 years old. Maybe it's not his child. Still creepy though mate.

asiansapphire 10

Tuesday 29 March 2016 20:02

yeah! he should rename his profile to tooyoungtotype ;)

tackblog 14

Tuesday 29 March 2016 22:47

Haha!

hoosiergirl94 31

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:10

Did he like what he saw?

Redmond64 16

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:15

Maybe you should pay attention when you run...?

vikky538 28

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:16

Hope he came to help you out. Which turns out for a start of good conversation

Moskaaa7 26

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:20

Did he laugh or did he come over to see if you were ok?

TipsyTj 8

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:44

No, he just stood there and went back to fixing is car

JADsen 11

Tuesday 29 March 2016 20:31

Well that sucks

DoctorBitch 15

Tuesday 29 March 2016 21:14

Probably both

chriss2015 13

Tuesday 29 March 2016 22:53

So awkward! It's okay OP at least you know what kind of person he is. Better luck next time you'll find a nicer guy. :)

iT_Cereal 25

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:21

white people and there waving

may14th 26

Tuesday 29 March 2016 18:33

their*

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Same thing different taste

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