By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?

That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.

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bad_JUJU 0

wow that pretty gross but i bet he still wanted it. unless your fat.

nicoler 0

Brazilian wax please!!!!!!!

I can understand how that happens. A lot of athletes wear short bike shorts, and these always have a habit of riding up when running. Although she would know it was gonna ride up that far, and should deal with that. On the other hand, WTF was that guy doing looking so closely down there while she was RUNNING past!! That would be very hard to do, unless he was concentrating... or it was really obvious! :S

DieselGirl 0

ok really? I never get laid but i STILL have enough of a brain to still shave, you never know when you might get laid, and you never know when something like THAT will happen. YDI!

#39 ftw seriously, vaccum that up with a razor

those poor guys you must sleep with get with the times seriously i dont know anyone not sickend by a hairy bush... haggard

You thought "nice tush" was flirtacious? seriously?

Lmao Shmoodles! God Thats the most hilarious thing I've heard in a long time. Wardobe malfunction I'd say.