By no tea parties here, gran - 11/04/2013 17:16 - United States

Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML
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You deserved it 6 184

Same thing different taste

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Mmkay1515 21

Introduce her to your black boyfriend.

It's funny how often sweet old grannies are hardcore racists.


lexi365 20

I think crazy grandparents make the funniest FMLs. And this one is no exception!

They too do good food inside the out

sammyjanette 17

Yes, because racism is hilarious...

Personally, I like the ones where you can insult the OP for being an idiot. Only me?

I really liked the one about placenta.

I like FMLs where the first post gets buried like a dog bone fo being crap.

Come to think of it my grandma sid once refer to a broken beer bottle as a ****** knife, hmm, I think the,was a bit of a racist

Shit, that was supposed to go under number 2s comment, sorry

It's funny how often sweet old grannies are hardcore racists.

Like the grandma in "Wedding Crashers". I loved it when she said "I can do it myself, asshole!" to the butler who was trying to help her upstairs.

sailorzoe 14

I'd put her in a low budget old folks home.

You have to remember they are the product of a different generation. It's not that long ago that having opinions that we now call racist or homophobic were the norm.

They are mean and nasty all the time. Look at the history of fmls. They are a bunch of dumbass grandmas who will straight up call you or someone ugly or just end up with you getting hit when offering to help them. I don't help or go near old grandmas unless they ask for help. Sometimes they will yell at you for not helping them. You never win unless you stay away.

68- that doesn't make it okay. Times have changed, those views are no longer acceptable, and they need to learn that. If they can't change their opinions, fine, but they can at least keep their mouths shut. Being old is no excuse to be an asshole.

And in 50 years time someone will be telling you that your opinions are no longer acceptable. Does that make you wrong?

Alot of times it is just better to let them spout off whatever abcenity they will and ignore it. Most times they are to old to learn not to or simply don't care. It's like saying ****, lots of people now say it but in ten years it will be just as bad as any racist slur our grandparents have now. Not to us because we grew up with it but they will look at it differently. (Maybe not **** but there will words) I will still say them all wether some rugrat tell me its offensive or not...

Mmkay1515 21

Introduce her to your black boyfriend.

saucyrossi 18

I think that was the point. What better way of trying to anger this grandmother than by revealing you are a homosexual and your boyfriend is of african-american decent. Just trying to get her more riled up for fun.

Way to play it safe and say "African- American" , saying "black" isn't racist and niether is "porch monkey". ****** is.. *mutters to self "oh please someone understand the reference or I'll look REAL bad. (Although noone knows if im black or not mwhaha)

Your grandmother sounds lovely. Grandmothers who bake cookies and say I love you are overrated

You're right. I thought I was lucky to have the loving, cookie-baking type, but now I see how much more interesting and entertaining this other type can be. So many possibilities!

Grandparents are just the sweetest things.

groovycrazyjoe 18

Sorry op but Gram pretty bad lol

Trolly granny stepping up to the UFC level on your ass.

As soon as I read the first sentence, I knew this FML was going to be a knock out.

Walk up to her, whisper "Soon" in her ear, and walk away victoriously. She'll get it.

groovycrazyjoe 18

don't blame her she not use to this day and age

Granny has had many years to get with the program. She probably proclaims to be religious while she spews her hate. Yuck.