By no tea parties here, gran - 11/04/2013 17:16 - United States
Same thing different taste
By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville
**** that dude
By Anonymous - 13/07/2022 10:00
Pushback
By Snurkles McGree - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
Overcompensating
By daddy's girl - 22/01/2013 04:08 - United States - Springfield
By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland
By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States
By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada
By Anonymous - 17/09/2015 17:28 - United States - Macon
By troll of a gran - 08/01/2013 17:10 - United States - Oklahoma City
All over the place
By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00
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They too do good food inside the out
Personally, I like the ones where you can insult the OP for being an idiot. Only me?
I really liked the one about placenta.
I like FMLs where the first post gets buried like a dog bone fo being crap.
Come to think of it my grandma sid once refer to a broken beer bottle as a ****** knife, hmm, I think the,was a bit of a racist
Shit, that was supposed to go under number 2s comment, sorry
It's funny how often sweet old grannies are hardcore racists.
Like the grandma in "Wedding Crashers". I loved it when she said "I can do it myself, asshole!" to the butler who was trying to help her upstairs.
You have to remember they are the product of a different generation. It's not that long ago that having opinions that we now call racist or homophobic were the norm.
They are mean and nasty all the time. Look at the history of fmls. They are a bunch of dumbass grandmas who will straight up call you or someone ugly or just end up with you getting hit when offering to help them. I don't help or go near old grandmas unless they ask for help. Sometimes they will yell at you for not helping them. You never win unless you stay away.
68- that doesn't make it okay. Times have changed, those views are no longer acceptable, and they need to learn that. If they can't change their opinions, fine, but they can at least keep their mouths shut. Being old is no excuse to be an asshole.
And in 50 years time someone will be telling you that your opinions are no longer acceptable. Does that make you wrong?
Alot of times it is just better to let them spout off whatever abcenity they will and ignore it. Most times they are to old to learn not to or simply don't care. It's like saying ****, lots of people now say it but in ten years it will be just as bad as any racist slur our grandparents have now. Not to us because we grew up with it but they will look at it differently. (Maybe not **** but there will words) I will still say them all wether some rugrat tell me its offensive or not...
I think that was the point. What better way of trying to anger this grandmother than by revealing you are a homosexual and your boyfriend is of african-american decent. Just trying to get her more riled up for fun.
Way to play it safe and say "African- American" , saying "black" isn't racist and niether is "porch monkey". ****** is.. *mutters to self "oh please someone understand the reference or I'll look REAL bad. (Although noone knows if im black or not mwhaha)
Your grandmother sounds lovely. Grandmothers who bake cookies and say I love you are overrated
You're right. I thought I was lucky to have the loving, cookie-baking type, but now I see how much more interesting and entertaining this other type can be. So many possibilities!
Grandparents are just the sweetest things.
Then don't ask her to leave, tell her to leave.
In fact, force her to leave!
Trolly granny stepping up to the UFC level on your ass.
As soon as I read the first sentence, I knew this FML was going to be a knock out.
Walk up to her, whisper "Soon" in her ear, and walk away victoriously. She'll get it.
Granny has had many years to get with the program. She probably proclaims to be religious while she spews her hate. Yuck.
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Introduce her to your black boyfriend.
It's funny how often sweet old grannies are hardcore racists.