FML : Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm...

Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By driven_crazy - / Friday 12 December 2014 19:52 / United States - Newark

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By myeverydaymylife | 21

#6143279 - Saturday 13 December 2014 12:31

That obnoxious screaming child sound must be directly proportional to how everyone is feeling on the inside during the rants hahaha

By patrickeli | 15

#6143299 - Saturday 13 December 2014 12:53

Hearing the painful scream of a baby is a good way to scare you into taking your birth control on time, though. Creative.

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By Mauskau | 35

#6143265 - Saturday 13 December 2014 12:13

I don't even know how you could tolerate that. It'd drive me nuts, I'd just want to leave. Screaming babies are horrible in general, hearing it daily would be horrible.

Haggis300 | 25

#6143267 - Saturday 13 December 2014 12:15

I think OP did that because she's warning herself of the dangers of not having her pills

Emmiii_fml | 18

#6143272 - Saturday 13 December 2014 12:18

That's the whole point. The sound of the screaming baby will motivate her to not forget to take the pills :p

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6143873 - Sunday 14 December 2014 5:40

I think your boss is using it as a pre-Festivus party more than a pre-Christmas party. All he's missing is an aluminum pole on a stand. Let the airing of Grievances begin...

By PyroSam | 21

#6143269 - Saturday 13 December 2014 12:16

Sounds like you're in for a festive firing.

By 2i1337i2iscore | 13

#6143277 - Saturday 13 December 2014 12:23

Now that is Neuro-linguistic programming! Lol

By myeverydaymylife | 21

#6143279 - Saturday 13 December 2014 12:31

That obnoxious screaming child sound must be directly proportional to how everyone is feeling on the inside during the rants hahaha

IamHercules | 24

#6143424 - Saturday 13 December 2014 17:07

Or how the boss sounds :P

By aimzskee | 30

#6143293 - Saturday 13 December 2014 12:43

Ah timing is a wonderful thing.

By patrickeli | 15

#6143299 - Saturday 13 December 2014 12:53

Hearing the painful scream of a baby is a good way to scare you into taking your birth control on time, though. Creative.

Deniika18 | 12

#6146480 - Wednesday 17 December 2014 4:25

I was thinking the same thing! Very smart :P I may just change my alarm now lol

By tygerarmy | 35

#6143300 - Saturday 13 December 2014 12:54

Your boss must have been wondering why his whining was coming in stereo.

If I was there, when your alarm went off, I wouldn't have been able to contain my laughter.