I don't even know how you could tolerate that. It'd drive me nuts, I'd just want to leave. Screaming babies are horrible in general, hearing it daily would be horrible.

Sounds like you're in for a festive firing.

Now that is Neuro-linguistic programming! Lol

That obnoxious screaming child sound must be directly proportional to how everyone is feeling on the inside during the rants hahaha

Ah timing is a wonderful thing.

Hearing the painful scream of a baby is a good way to scare you into taking your birth control on time, though. Creative.

Your boss must have been wondering why his whining was coming in stereo. If I was there, when your alarm went off, I wouldn't have been able to contain my laughter.

Just tell them it's a wireless baby monitor and that you need to go check on the baby

Please tell me your boss shut up and forgot about his rant, OP? I'd love to see a follow-up on this if possible! :D

very appropriate ringtone lol