Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML
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myeverydaymylife
| 21
That obnoxious screaming child sound must be directly proportional to how everyone is feeling on the inside during the rants hahaha
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patrickeli
| 15
Hearing the painful scream of a baby is a good way to scare you into taking your birth control on time, though. Creative.
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Mauskau
| 35
I don't even know how you could tolerate that. It'd drive me nuts, I'd just want to leave. Screaming babies are horrible in general, hearing it daily would be horrible.
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Haggis300
| 25
I think OP did that because she's warning herself of the dangers of not having her pills
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Emmiii_fml
| 18
That's the whole point. The sound of the screaming baby will motivate her to not forget to take the pills :p
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
I think your boss is using it as a pre-Festivus party more than a pre-Christmas party. All he's missing is an aluminum pole on a stand. Let the airing of Grievances begin...
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PyroSam
| 21
Sounds like you're in for a festive firing.
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2i1337i2iscore
| 13
Now that is Neuro-linguistic programming! Lol
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myeverydaymylife
| 21
That obnoxious screaming child sound must be directly proportional to how everyone is feeling on the inside during the rants hahaha
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IamHercules
| 24
Or how the boss sounds :P
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aimzskee
| 30
Ah timing is a wonderful thing.
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patrickeli
| 15
Hearing the painful scream of a baby is a good way to scare you into taking your birth control on time, though. Creative.
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Deniika18
| 12
I was thinking the same thing! Very smart :P I may just change my alarm now lol
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tygerarmy
| 35
Your boss must have been wondering why his whining was coming in stereo.
If I was there, when your alarm went off, I wouldn't have been able to contain my laughter.
If I was there, when your alarm went off, I wouldn't have been able to contain my laughter.
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DARKDAY07
| 16
Just tell them it's a wireless baby monitor and that you need to go check on the baby
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xxreikoxx
| 31
Please tell me your boss shut up and forgot about his rant, OP? I'd love to see a follow-up on this if possible! :D
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FuKcMee
| 32
very appropriate ringtone lol