By Ouch - 28/10/2017 14:00 - United Kingdom
Today, in the early hours of the morning, two of my wisdom teeth simultaneously began emerging. In my haste to get painkillers, I accidentally smacked my recently broken foot on a door. FML
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By  Tripartita  |  44

I’ve been there before, OP. I’ve often found it helps to check that the door is completely open. A door-openness check should take no more than four minutes and can be done at home!

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By  Tripartita  |  44

I’ve been there before, OP. I’ve often found it helps to check that the door is completely open. A door-openness check should take no more than four minutes and can be done at home!

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  GhostFox  |  33

What the fuck does this have to do with sex? Generally speaking, unless the people involved have some pretty specific kinks, either participant being in pain tends to be a turn off.

Unless you mean, how dare OP be a man and acknowledge that he does in fact feel pain! It's almost like men are also human beings that experience pain under normal circumstances! How odd.