By Ouch - 28/10/2017 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, in the early hours of the morning, two of my wisdom teeth simultaneously began emerging. In my haste to get painkillers, I accidentally smacked my recently broken foot on a door. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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Then, your painkillers will be killing three birds with one stone! How efficient! Maybe you can lend some of them to your relatives?

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GhostFox 33
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What the fuck does this have to do with sex? Generally speaking, unless the people involved have some pretty specific kinks, either participant being in pain tends to be a turn off. Unless you mean, how dare OP be a man and acknowledge that he does in fact feel pain! It's almost like men are also human beings that experience pain under normal circumstances! How odd.

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RichardPencil 30
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Then, your painkillers will be killing three birds with one stone! How efficient! Maybe you can lend some of them to your relatives?

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keble 9

You got a lot of dislikes but I appreciated the reference to yesterday's FML

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exileonmainst 16

Now you’ve found the wisdom of not to inflict pain on your broken foot.

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Tripartita 44
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I’ve been there before, OP. I’ve often found it helps to check that the door is completely open. A door-openness check should take no more than four minutes and can be done at home!

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Akitakat 31
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Don't trip out. To tell the tooth, conventional wisdom says you'll be back up & running in no time.

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davecross 11
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You poor thing maybe you can get some pity sex from your women

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GhostFox 33
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What the fuck does this have to do with sex? Generally speaking, unless the people involved have some pretty specific kinks, either participant being in pain tends to be a turn off. Unless you mean, how dare OP be a man and acknowledge that he does in fact feel pain! It's almost like men are also human beings that experience pain under normal circumstances! How odd.

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kristilou12 5
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omg, owwwww! ??

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