Today, in the early hours of the morning, two of my wisdom teeth simultaneously began emerging. In my haste to get painkillers, I accidentally smacked my recently broken foot on a door. FML
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RichardPencil
| 29
Then, your painkillers will be killing three birds with one stone! How efficient!
Maybe you can lend some of them to your relatives?
Maybe you can lend some of them to your relatives?
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keble
| 9
You got a lot of dislikes but I appreciated the reference to yesterday's FML
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exileonmainst
| 16
Now you’ve found the wisdom of not to inflict pain on your broken foot.
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Tripartita
| 44
I’ve been there before, OP. I’ve often found it helps to check that the door is completely open. A door-openness check should take no more than four minutes and can be done at home!
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Akitakat
| 31
Don't trip out. To tell the tooth, conventional wisdom says you'll be back up & running in no time.
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davecross
| 11
You poor thing maybe you can get some pity sex from your women
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GhostFox
| 33
What the fuck does this have to do with sex? Generally speaking, unless the people involved have some pretty specific kinks, either participant being in pain tends to be a turn off.
Unless you mean, how dare OP be a man and acknowledge that he does in fact feel pain! It's almost like men are also human beings that experience pain under normal circumstances! How odd.
Unless you mean, how dare OP be a man and acknowledge that he does in fact feel pain! It's almost like men are also human beings that experience pain under normal circumstances! How odd.
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kristilou12
| 5
omg, owwwww! ??
Maybe you can lend some of them to your relatives?