By WhyDoINeedAName - 13/03/2013 19:51 - Canada - Okotoks

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Today, as always, I'm dating one of the few girls who, without fail, always finishes first when we get intimate. She's also one of those girlfriends who doesn't want to continue once she's done. FML
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MrBrightside21 20

I'd be satisfied to have anyone with a female reproductive organ.

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Ziggy122 15

Hey, at least you're good enough to make her finish!

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Crabtree1015 12

Your gf is a bitch!

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Enslaved 36

I'm surprised that no one mention this-- what if the OP is popping Viagra pills? As great as having sex for 4 hours straight sounds, that's gotta take a toll on any girl's body. Plus I got things to do! :P

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crammer1 6

I would have to agree, most girls aren't that lucky.

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patrickalamo 47

It should be like a train. It does not stop until everyone gets off.

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beachbabe1235678 6

Take it as a compliment that you can get them to finish! Most girls don't it end up faking it!! I'd say mission accomplished! Just say hey, you got yours now I get mine. Id never complain if I'd already finished!

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