Now that's true friendship..

How do we know she is gillty? Shouldn't she have a court herring first?

Coming from the girl who's drowned her fish? I have the feeling you had something to do with it

This comment is funny because of that quality pun. It's even funnier, however, because of your name.

I was honestly thinking of "Finding Nemo" with this reference

I laughed :)

a sick bastard like her doesn't deserve a trial...

A court herring doesn't sound like a reel good idea.

Or an animal that walks

Oops, better lock the cats and dogs up, they're un-trustable.

But nobody ever suspects the hamster...

Well, those buggers are so easy to suck up in the vacuum...

Nice pun! I sea you're fishing for top comment.

If only this were iFunny.

#49 finny*

Way to go, #5. You've hooked #29.

I wish what was the case. But then if it was, there wouldn't have been this FML here would it?

Quietly replace the fish tonight.

What he said ^

I feel sorry for her. The pain of losing a pet fish is unbearable!

I don't think quietly replacing the fish is a good idea. OP needs to teach their daughter that fish need to stay in water to survive.. Otherwise they might end up with a marine serial killer who doesn't even realize it :/

I'm so torn about this. On the one hand, I feel like the child should be taught the proper care of fish to avoid any other mishaps. On the other hand, I can't imagine how she would react to finding out she killed her own pet! I imagine she'll be extremely upset.

43 is definitely in the right here. It might break her heart to learn that she killed her own pet, but it'll certainly keep her from doing it a second time.

Pun failed. Keep trying Siamese Fighter.

Don't worry. You still get an A for effort. If you feel like you have a brilliant have a pun in mind, don't be koi. Take advantage of the oppor-tuna-ty and take a shot at it.

If you didn't tell us that the pun was intended, I don't think we would have known.

Yep, the fish evolved, developing lungs just in time. Mr. Gold, as the fish likes to be called, now teaches lectures at Harvard and writes books in defense of darwinism and evolution.