seeing as it was the "first time in months" and it wasnt sex im assuming the sex is rare too..

That was a gripping story.

Get a grip to let one rip?

I say F your life indeed

Fart Your Life. Terrance & Phillip would be proud of you...

Yeah at least some kind of bodily explosion was occuring.

Cue taco bell's why not both commercial

That's taco bells commercial?

Nah, it's some commercial for store bought taco shells. However, one can't help butt to think "Taco Bell" when speaking about gas.

#3 why jealous?

Old El Paso, start somewhere fresh

Oops I meant some taco commercial, and Taco Bell just came to mind. Sorry about that ^

Until the smell hits you....

Haha well said

You know, there's a little grey number to the left of your username at the bottom of your comment box. It tells us what comment number you are and it's usually very accurate.

Poor Mrs Doc Bastard...

Just remind them not to light a cigarette after they pass the gas.

#33, *Mr. DocBastard. plus he is obviously a doc. so Dr. DocBastard?

If he is a Doctor, the name on the account would suffice.

#50 because Mrs. DocBastard would wake up to that