By HeartToFart - 08/07/2014 23:37 - United States - North Port

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Today, I had to grip the headboard of my bed for the first time in months. I wasn't having incredible sex unfortunately, just really bad gas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 662
You deserved it 6 707

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At least it's a rare occurrence? The gas, that is.

At least you weren't having both at the same time. Wouldn't be so incredible anymore...

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At least it's a rare occurrence? The gas, that is.

seeing as it was the "first time in months" and it wasnt sex im assuming the sex is rare too..

That was a gripping story.

Get a grip to let one rip?

I say F your life indeed

Fart Your Life. Terrance & Phillip would be proud of you...

Still good to let it all out.

Yeah at least some kind of bodily explosion was occuring.

im not sure if im grossed out or incredibly jealous

Cue taco bell's why not both commercial

That's taco bells commercial?

Nah, it's some commercial for store bought taco shells. However, one can't help butt to think "Taco Bell" when speaking about gas.

Old El Paso, start somewhere fresh

Oops I meant some taco commercial, and Taco Bell just came to mind. Sorry about that ^

At least you weren't having both at the same time. Wouldn't be so incredible anymore...

Just imagine it was incredible sex. Perhaps it'll make you feel better about the situation?

Until the smell hits you....

That seems extremely intense.

Haha well said

taco bell perhaps?

Yeshhhhhh 1st!!!!!!!!!! Jk 10 lol

You know, there's a little grey number to the left of your username at the bottom of your comment box. It tells us what comment number you are and it's usually very accurate.

Letting out explosive gas can sometimes feel just as satisfying as an explosive orgasm. And just as messy.

Poor Mrs Doc Bastard...

Just remind them not to light a cigarette after they pass the gas.

#33, *Mr. DocBastard. plus he is obviously a doc. so Dr. DocBastard?

If he is a Doctor, the name on the account would suffice.

#50 because Mrs. DocBastard would wake up to that