Miscellaneous: Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started...

By madamefuxalittle - 08/07/2014 20:52 - United States - Stratford

Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 21:59 - United States - Crystal City

Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 06:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2023 17:30 - Australia

Today, a client came in to pay for her storage unit, and like every other time she comes in, she lifted up her shirt and practically showed me her boobs. This lady is in her 70s and is morbidly obese. Oh, and she also told me that the Nazis had the right idea. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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Sage advice

By jcc - 24/02/2009 08:31 - Russian Federation

Today, I'm reading in the subway sitting one leg over the other. An old lady sits down next to me. After quietly examining me for about two stations she leans over to me and whispers in my ear: "Girl, sitting like all the time will make you end up with a crooked c**t". I'm a man. FML

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thisiscool19 14

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:48

Rude old lady...that's new

katieemerr 15

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:49

Unlucky OP! Now repeat after me; "I must, I must, I must improve my bust"

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91hayek 31

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:55

Plot Twist: OP is 70 years old and was talking to an octogenarian.

BreathingClover 19

Thursday 10 July 2014 2:26

Why down rate! I up voted this... pricks

zZLightZz 13

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:58

old people used to be young

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:58

At least she didn't ask to be sure

Patty410 11

Wednesday 9 July 2014 0:59

Guess it wasn't the breast conversation you've ever had.

OysterPearls 33

Wednesday 9 July 2014 4:31

But OP can always rely on her perky personality, and I'm sure she'll find someone who will support her no matter what.

Oswin_fml 10

Wednesday 9 July 2014 1:00

at least she didn't life up your shirt to make sure. that would have been more uncomfortable

amansingh 8

Wednesday 9 July 2014 1:04

She's probably just insecure about herself. needed reassurance or something.

Audem_fml 27

Wednesday 9 July 2014 1:07

Awww. Ouch ! Hope your feelings aren't hurt !

JBChristian 47

Wednesday 9 July 2014 3:27

There's a sure bet her feelings are hurt, it's on FML. You should know if somebody were to tell such a thing to you.

raffcity 7

Wednesday 9 July 2014 1:33

Perk up...

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 9 July 2014 1:39

At least you fuxalittle

MrSassypants 32

Wednesday 9 July 2014 1:40

You mean my grandfather wasn't born an old man? And babies will grow older? Now that's just crazy talk.

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Same thing different taste

TMI

My eyes are up here

Sounds delightful

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