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Among your group of friends? You really think your soloness is exclusive to that group? I think you're probably just straight up alone there

Do you cry after flushing away your friends?

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wtf is wrong with you?? I don't think you deserve friends

these "im a loser, pity me" FMLs are driving me fucking crazy

he's names the cleveland

correction- you are the only person in the WORLD who names their bowel movements

#149 Your comment made me laugh. and seriously? Why would you think it wired that they don't? YOU'RE THE FREAK IN THIS SITUATION. I hope your friends never find out.

i think u may be the only one in the world that does that o.O

150= common sense

Your roommate put up an FML for this, OP.

Takin a develyn

187, I love that movie!

Completely agree with you. wtf. thats so disgusting

You're probably the only person in Pennsylvania who names your bowel movements.

Are you Sheldon Cooper?

well... everyone has quirks. I have never heard of this one, but everyone has a strange habit or two. Don't feel bad. :)

a strange habit? it's plain gross to name your dumps.

My next one is gonna be "rainydays79"....

what happens if you have diarrhea?

I agree with #5 why did you even bring this up? perhaps you should have just posted "I'm retarded FML"

hahaha! girlygirl666 wins

i just got done dropping midas 22 in the big porcelain bowl and in five minutes will be pushing out a load that i am probably gonna name the punisher because i ate peanuts earlier.

actually nvm, i had to name it "the slippery satan" because instead of being solid it was liquid fire

that is soo nasty but the names, they are fucking hilarious!

@57, it shall be named squirt.

probably because that's disgusting.

Then I'm obviously not your friend.

Among your group of friends? You really think your soloness is exclusive to that group? I think you're probably just straight up alone there

Do you cry after flushing away your friends?

holy shit! he flushed Johnny! o god and Billy too!

lmao... Im literally laughing right now... haha

Oh my god, you flushed Kenny

your group is the whole world population on this one.

looooooool #6 !!!!!!

OP, get help!

thats disgusting! who does that?