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these "im a loser, pity me" FMLs are driving me ******* crazy
correction- you are the only person in the WORLD who names their bowel movements
Your roommate put up an FML for this, OP.
187, I love that movie!
Completely agree with you. wtf. thats so disgusting
You're probably the only person in Pennsylvania who names your bowel movements.
Are you Sheldon Cooper?
well... everyone has quirks. I have never heard of this one, but everyone has a strange habit or two. Don't feel bad. :)
a strange habit? it's plain gross to name your dumps.
Second that.
Quadruple that
fifth that.
Sixth that.
Seventh that
eighth that.
ninth that
Eleventh that.
Uhh, you did it wrong, it's supposed to be 3 c's... I'll fix it so the combo is actually broken. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
C-C-C-COMBRO FIX (it's the bro way) twelfth
fourteenth that.
I can't stop laughing @78
sixteenth right here
17millionth
eighteenth that
nineteenth that
22nd that! :P
23rd that
what happens if you have diarrhea?
i just got done dropping midas 22 in the big porcelain bowl and in five minutes will be pushing out a load that i am probably gonna name the punisher because i ate peanuts earlier.
actually nvm, i had to name it "the slippery satan" because instead of being solid it was liquid fire
that is soo nasty but the names, they are ******* hilarious!
ummm wow
@57, it shall be named squirt.
exactly
Then I'm obviously not your friend.
Among your group of friends? You really think your soloness is exclusive to that group? I think you're probably just straight up alone there
Do you cry after flushing away your friends?
Lmfao.
holy shit! he flushed Johnny! o god and Billy too!
Lol! Win.
Oh my god, you flushed Kenny
Lol soo funny
OP, get help!
thats disgusting! who does that?
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Among your group of friends? You really think your soloness is exclusive to that group? I think you're probably just straight up alone there
Do you cry after flushing away your friends?