By rainydays79 - 23/01/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
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Among your group of friends? You really think your soloness is exclusive to that group? I think you're probably just straight up alone there

Do you cry after flushing away your friends?

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Thefog 0

first!

christa953 12

wtf is wrong with you?? I don't think you deserve friends

these "im a loser, pity me" FMLs are driving me fucking crazy

skullbashd 3

he's names the cleveland

correction- you are the only person in the WORLD who names their bowel movements

MaeeFlowers 0

#149 Your comment made me laugh. and seriously? Why would you think it wired that they don't? YOU'RE THE FREAK IN THIS SITUATION. I hope your friends never find out.

OwN3d3d 0

i think u may be the only one in the world that does that o.O

EvilCupcake8361 9

150= common sense

Your roommate put up an FML for this, OP.

iFizzgig 11

Takin a develyn

187, I love that movie!

Completely agree with you. wtf. thats so disgusting

You're probably the only person in Pennsylvania who names your bowel movements.

Are you Sheldon Cooper?

ClaireXX 0

well... everyone has quirks. I have never heard of this one, but everyone has a strange habit or two. Don't feel bad. :)

a strange habit? it's plain gross to name your dumps.

caligal14 0

I concur...

Second that.

eighth that.

CyclonePsycho 1

C-C-COMBO BREAK!!

alex_vik 0

Tenth that.

Uhh, you did it wrong, it's supposed to be 3 c's... I'll fix it so the combo is actually broken. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

C-C-C-COMBRO FIX (it's the bro way) twelfth

jakeidk 0

thrirteenth

fourteenth that.

I can't stop laughing @78

TheEvilOnes 0

fifteenth that

sixteenth right here

eighteenth that

CyclonePsycho 1

#96: Eh, close enough.

skyttlz 32

21st

22nd that! :P

girlygirl666 0

My next one is gonna be "rainydays79"....

what happens if you have diarrhea?

HeresReality 0

I agree with #5 why did you even bring this up? perhaps you should have just posted "I'm retarded FML"

wandaax03 0

hahaha! girlygirl666 wins

i just got done dropping midas 22 in the big porcelain bowl and in five minutes will be pushing out a load that i am probably gonna name the punisher because i ate peanuts earlier.

actually nvm, i had to name it "the slippery satan" because instead of being solid it was liquid fire

that is soo nasty but the names, they are fucking hilarious!

@57, it shall be named squirt.

ICallKyo 3

probably because that's disgusting.

KatherineAnne 7

Ya think? O_o

Then I'm obviously not your friend.

Among your group of friends? You really think your soloness is exclusive to that group? I think you're probably just straight up alone there

Do you cry after flushing away your friends?

holy shit! he flushed Johnny! o god and Billy too!

MizzMe 0

lmao... Im literally laughing right now... haha

ArielTheMermaid 17

lol 58

Oh my god, you flushed Kenny

Horney4her69 0

your group is the whole world population on this one.

GermanKat 1

looooooool #6 !!!!!!

OP, get help!

thats disgusting! who does that?