Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends...

By rainydays79 - 23/1/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By Seventytimeseven | 0

#794032 - Saturday 23 January 2010 23:09

Among your group of friends? You really think your soloness is exclusive to that group? I think you're probably just straight up alone there

By intensitive | 11

#794034 - Saturday 23 January 2010 23:09

Do you cry after flushing away your friends?

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By Thefog | 0

#794019 - Saturday 23 January 2010 23:06

first!

christa953 | 12

#1009706 - Friday 28 May 2010 2:22

wtf is wrong with you?? I don't think you deserve friends

NickPortrayed | 0

#1010359 - Friday 28 May 2010 17:08

these "im a loser, pity me" FMLs are driving me fucking crazy

skullbashd | 3

#1026990 - Friday 11 June 2010 3:51

he's names the cleveland

writergirl69 | 0

#1155598 - Thursday 29 July 2010 7:12

correction- you are the only person in the WORLD who names their bowel movements

MaeeFlowers | 0

#1279381 - Saturday 21 August 2010 11:01

#149

Your comment made me laugh.

and seriously? Why would you think it wired that they don't? YOU'RE THE FREAK IN THIS SITUATION. I hope your friends never find out.

OwN3d3d | 0

#2740779 - Thursday 23 June 2011 6:36

i think u may be the only one in the world that does that o.O

EvilCupcake8361 | 9

#3115848 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 2:19

150= common sense

spaerro | 8

#3141493 - Friday 19 August 2011 21:27

Your roommate put up an FML for this, OP.

iFizzgig | 11

#3524186 - Tuesday 1 November 2011 13:58

Takin a develyn

ohmylanta22 | 5

#3550923 - Sunday 6 November 2011 20:05

187, I love that movie!

CrazyV | 20

#3654316 - Monday 28 November 2011 22:15

Completely agree with you. wtf. thats so disgusting

kenleybunch | 15

#5214054 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 17:49

You're probably the only person in Pennsylvania who names your bowel movements.

lolfood | 24

#5329147 - Friday 18 January 2013 7:31

Are you Sheldon Cooper?

By ClaireXX | 0

#794020 - Saturday 23 January 2010 23:07

well... everyone has quirks. I have never heard of this one, but everyone has a strange habit or two. Don't feel bad. :)

beccartist | 1

#794031 - Saturday 23 January 2010 23:09

a strange habit? it's plain gross to name your dumps.

girlygirl666 | 0

#794177 - Sunday 24 January 2010 0:00

My next one is gonna be "rainydays79"....

HoesInaBox | 0

#794406 - Sunday 24 January 2010 1:37

what happens if you have diarrhea?

HeresReality | 0

#794875 - Sunday 24 January 2010 5:55

I agree with #5

why did you even bring this up? perhaps you should have just posted "I'm retarded FML"

wandaax03 | 0

#795608 - Sunday 24 January 2010 15:50

hahaha! girlygirl666 wins

anonymsspermdonr | 0

#797205 - Monday 25 January 2010 7:51

i just got done dropping midas 22 in the big porcelain bowl and in five minutes will be pushing out a load that i am probably gonna name the punisher because i ate peanuts earlier.