Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
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Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Just dependa things
Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marine's Girlfriend." I'm a straight 16 year-old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me using my T-shirt as a tissue. Again. FML
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
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Soundslikeothers 15
Hey Bill, look at the guy walking down the street with that T-shirt that says "I'm a girl"
paigexox0 37
Its hard since i have no idea what you look/dress like, but normally some makeup and more feminine clothing should solve that problem in a more...subtle way.
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Comments (115)
Jellybellybeanz 22
Awww OP :( sometimes when you dress like you wanna dress and wear your own style people just don't know. Sorry OP :/
random_stuff 15
Thank you for this comment. I feel the same way, as a girl that prefers masculine clothing. I just don't feel comfortable in dresses and skirts. I'd much rather wear a comfy pair of jeans and my favorite Beatles T-shirt :) Although, I typically don't get mistaken for a man. I'm sorry OP :(
1uw 9
Maybe start dressing like a girl and start wearing make-up?
underthesea12 24
sex change?
nelliegw 26
Wait, what?
chutney_02 22
Don't change who you are to suit other people, their opinion shouldn't matter to you anyway
ThomasBombadil 31
Yep, just be yourself. It's the best way to be.
Ihavegas 22
as long as you're avoiding the jersey shore look.
LowExpectations 30
OP said she is being mistaken for a boy, not a freak...
emirie 21
Oh god, I thought the Jersey shore look died out
LRSandTJB412 8
Why not just wear some girly earrings and paint your nails? I knew a girl that did that once because she kept getting mistaken for a guy.
syed121417 22
Maybe OP doesn't want to wear goose things and dresses rather boyish
ChibiChibi_fml 27
How does painting your nails and wearing earrings prove you are a girl in this day and age? There are plenty of men who paint their nails and wear earrings, including "girly earrings. There are plenty of men who wear make-up. We also don't know why the OP is being mistaken for a guy. It's possible that they wore feminine clothes to begin with but due to body build people assume it was a guy in drag or a transvestite. Not all men who wear women's clothes identify as women so that could be the problem. The real issue here is that the OP needs to train herself to not give a damn what people, who mean nothing in her life, think. Shop keep thinks your a guy? So what, he's still going to sell you your groceries and that's all you need of him. I'm sure her friends and relatives know she's a girl and that's all that matters.
jsp16 24
Umm.. Your gender icon says you are a girl too ! :O
_kyleG_ 34
"Growing" them is a tad expensive
lightanddark 17
*stares at your figure* so...are you a guy or a girl?
inner_peace 19
Was that supposed to be funny?
buckdharma 37
Most people already knew this J.B, um...o.p. But Justin case, the T's a good idea for the nonBeliebers.
cjlerch 29
I'm not sure whether I'm missing something or not, but I fail to see how Justin Bieber has anything to do with this.