Today, after weeks of wondering if my cat has a fetish for licking my bed covers, I finally witnessed him licking up an ant off of the covers. Turns out that my bed is infested with ants. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML
Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Today, I realized my cat has a foot fetish. She keeps randomly flopping over on my feet while I'm walking, and will lick my toes if I am barefooted. I have absolutely no idea where this came from, but it makes me super uncomfortable. Even my other cat looks at her like she's gone insane. FML
Today, my new anti-social cat started rubbing on my leg. I thought she must be warming up to me. Then, I looked at my leg and saw she smeared poo all over my work pants. FML
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tacos_are_good 8
How could you not notice that? o.o
Demonfish 14
Hey, you should be thanking your cat, he's been dutifully carrying out selfless acts of pest control, just for you. Your cat is a real hero, you know..
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Comments (86)
ballpython 15
OP if I were you I would first make certain that you mattress is in fact infested. if it is burn it. There is a great product on the market called "Terro" that is specifically for ants. It works great and will kill any remaining ants as well as their nest.
criminallyinked 2
Time to change sheets, clean bedroom and vacuum the bed.
KiddNYC1O 22
Yeah, no chocolate in bed from now on. Sprinkle your bed with cinnamon. It works, trust me.
jessimica642 8
Aw your kitty was saving you. My cat is terrified of ants.
iwadasn 33
Your bed has been infested with ants for WEEKS and you didn't notice before now?
mariebc123 7
How did you not notice that?! Are you dirty?! Wash your sheets!
BobbieH 19
I guess it depends on why the ants have infested your bed covers to know I you deserve it or not. Do you eat in or on your bed or drink and have spilled? If you Do, then you deserve it. If you've not done anything to attract ants or had your covers outside then FYL!
KeepCalm007 4
EW
PhilMcHawk 7
Stop ******' eating in bed haha
88vivera 9
That's gross. What do u do in there?