Today, after weeks of wondering if my cat has a fetish for licking my bed covers, I finally witnessed him licking up an ant off of the covers. Turns out that my bed is infested with ants. FML
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Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML
Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Today, I realized my cat has a foot fetish. She keeps randomly flopping over on my feet while I'm walking, and will lick my toes if I am barefooted. I have absolutely no idea where this came from, but it makes me super uncomfortable. Even my other cat looks at her like she's gone insane. FML
Today, my new anti-social cat started rubbing on my leg. I thought she must be warming up to me. Then, I looked at my leg and saw she smeared poo all over my work pants. FML
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tacos_are_good 8
How could you not notice that? o.o
Demonfish 14
Hey, you should be thanking your cat, he's been dutifully carrying out selfless acts of pest control, just for you. Your cat is a real hero, you know..
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Comments (86)
KuchkaNumberOne 2
Damn that's nasty. How could you really not notice...?
Cainicide 5
Doesn't that just bug you?
iamzikang 17
What a faithful cat :)
scr_sensei 14
Good cat.
sunnisummer 4
Well aren't you lucky to have such a good cat.
crazytwinsmom 25
At least ants aren't crunchy like crickets when the cat eats them.
lenabeanna 3
Your sure it was ants and not bed bigs?
yenidewi 11
how often do u change your bedcover ?
raraisbang 12
Why do you post all of your comments twice? Are you double clicking to submit a comment? I've noticed this on every post of yours I have seen so just thought I might ask. Edit: I asked and then it posted my question twice. Glitch, perhaps? Lol
CharresBarkrey 16
I've noticed this, too, 57. It also posts your thumbs on each of her 2 comments.
goose12321 11
Isn't that fANTastic?!
Twisted_Angel 17
Weeks?! And you didn't change your sheets?! That's so nasty... ugh, stop eating in bed, and wash your sheets. Then feed your cat actual cat food.