By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 16:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML
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Tripartita 44

TWO pets for the price of ONE?! Some people have all the luck!

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fitnessgram 19

I don't know what you're definition of a good time is, but I would find that rather romantic. Just you, your cat, and a tapeworm.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

I bet that was a cat-tape-strophe.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

Hey, I tried. *sulks out quietly*

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fitnessgram 19

That was a terrible pun. Haha, just kitten.

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buttsmcgee 11

More like a cat-ass-trophe.

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thatannoyingdude 19

At least they didn't blurt out "First!"

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fitnessgram 19

I don't know what you're definition of a good time is, but I would find that rather romantic. Just you, your cat, and a tapeworm.

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Honest_Guy 10

At least you know your cat has tapeworms now.

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slingerslasher 24

At least you know your tapeworm has cats.

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Mynamewontfi 40

Speaking from experience, Kitty?

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Tripartita 44

TWO pets for the price of ONE?! Some people have all the luck!

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WintressSoldier37 27

I am now your stalker, sir

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HighRevolver 17

Idk why people find this guy funny his comments aren't even good

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Tripartita 44

It could be the oral sex and candy I bribe them with, #28.

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WintressSoldier37 27

Yes! its quite wonderful actually.

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Jayms_fml 32

LOL #28. I find most of his comments are funny though. ;)

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HollyQuinn 21

I'd add some worm medication to your shopping list. Also, gross.

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cek727 16

Sorry, but if your first action as a new pet owner WASN'T going to the vet to get them established as a patient and checked out, it is /kinda/ your own fault. It still sucks though. I do understand that emergency situations come up where the animal HAS to be taken in right away and the medical stuff sorted out afterwards. If that's the case, totally not your fault.

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gracehi 31

Tape worms can happen any time in cats. All it takes is eating one flea that happens to be carrying eggs. It's only OP's fault if she now doesn't get the medicine.

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MallowMistress 13

My boyfriend waited 5 days before he was able to take our new kitten to the vet, because he had to wait until payday to afford the visit. Circumstances are everything.

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gracehi 31

No choice now but to set yourself on fire.

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the_real_dvd 21

Just go to the animals section of FML if you're experiencing the urge to get a pet.

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AlmostDiffident 9

I just got two new kittens, now I am having a panic attack

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jvanevery 19

when I got my cat a couple of years ago within two months he was worth $500 in vet bills

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Sharall 10

#22. You always deworming me cats. Especially kittens. 98% of the time they get them from their mom.

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