By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 16:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 086
You deserved it 2 268

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TWO pets for the price of ONE?! Some people have all the luck!

I don't know what you're definition of a good time is, but I would find that rather romantic. Just you, your cat, and a tapeworm.

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I bet that was a cat-tape-strophe.

Hey, I tried. *sulks out quietly*

That was a terrible pun. Haha, just kitten.

More like a cat-ass-trophe.

At least they didn't blurt out "First!"

I don't know what you're definition of a good time is, but I would find that rather romantic. Just you, your cat, and a tapeworm.

At least you know your cat has tapeworms now.

At least you know your tapeworm has cats.

Speaking from experience, Kitty?

TWO pets for the price of ONE?! Some people have all the luck!

I am now your stalker, sir

Idk why people find this guy funny his comments aren't even good

It could be the oral sex and candy I bribe them with, #28.

Yes! its quite wonderful actually.

LOL #28. I find most of his comments are funny though. ;)

I'd add some worm medication to your shopping list. Also, gross.

Sorry, but if your first action as a new pet owner WASN'T going to the vet to get them established as a patient and checked out, it is /kinda/ your own fault. It still sucks though. I do understand that emergency situations come up where the animal HAS to be taken in right away and the medical stuff sorted out afterwards. If that's the case, totally not your fault.

Tape worms can happen any time in cats. All it takes is eating one flea that happens to be carrying eggs. It's only OP's fault if she now doesn't get the medicine.

My boyfriend waited 5 days before he was able to take our new kitten to the vet, because he had to wait until payday to afford the visit. Circumstances are everything.

No choice now but to set yourself on fire.

Just go to the animals section of FML if you're experiencing the urge to get a pet.

I just got two new kittens, now I am having a panic attack

when I got my cat a couple of years ago within two months he was worth $500 in vet bills

#22. You always deworming me cats. Especially kittens. 98% of the time they get them from their mom.