Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

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By krushr - 23/01/2011 05:32 - Canada

Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML

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By SimpleSadie - 22/04/2017 16:00

Today, after finally going to therapy for anxiety like everyone wanted, I discovered the itching feeling that kept me awake at night was actually caused by a bedbug infestation. FML

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By fml - 21/02/2015 02:54 - United States - Denver

Today, three days after finally having a bed to sleep on, I woke up with multiple bedbug bites. I can't use my blankets, wear any of my clothes and it's back to sleeping on the floor for me. FML

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By dukemisery - 01/10/2016 05:34 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML

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Sleep well?

By Karen - 29/08/2022 16:00

Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML

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By Elgrin - 17/06/2016 18:03 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML

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Freak Scene

By antsgomarching - 06/10/2020 17:01

Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML

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Bugging out

By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 04:10 - United States - Seattle

Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML

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Horrible little things

By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 02:01 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML

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By Juanald - 05/11/2017 05:00

Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML

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dukain94 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:18

Pics or it didn't happen.

thinmint 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:36

"pics or it didn't happen?" oh yeah baby let me see you covered in fleas you sexy mutt!

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lovelymess 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:17

ewwww

MetallicaRules19 4

Monday 27 September 2010 13:37

were a pad or something when you sleep, and sorry for thread jacking

dukain94 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:18

Pics or it didn't happen.

BeeSkwaird 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 3:14

I knew someone was gonna say it.

CitizenSnipz 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 8:07

and it wasn't me... damn

Niveau27 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:19

Should've checked it before sleeping in it. ydi!

Mustardnight 3

Wednesday 23 December 2009 10:12

Agreed, that person is unreasonable and an idiot.

ilovefatcats 12

Sunday 21 March 2010 23:41

#3 why the hell would he check HIV bed for fleas?

ilovefatcats 12

Sunday 21 March 2010 23:42

*his not HIV

MetallicaRules19 4

Monday 27 September 2010 13:29

op is a she dumbarse

subiedude08 17

Thursday 9 January 2014 11:02

Was that english #63

shadowkiss13 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:30

ummm eww that wold suck id probably faint no wait first id scream then id faint cause i cannot stand bugs

thinmint 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:36

"pics or it didn't happen?" oh yeah baby let me see you covered in fleas you sexy mutt!

sillyzombiekid 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:49

lmfao

Fred_Fred_Burger 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 10:11

hahah epic win bitches(:

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:38

well id be happy i wasnt wearing clothes cuz then itd prolly be pretty hard to get them out of the clothes those things stick like nobodies business

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 23 December 2009 0:36

Fleas generally dont stay in clothes. If you've got fleas in your clothes you've got a problem, but just run them through the wash and you'll be fine.

Cheerbaby016 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:45

haha anddd you didn't notice thiis before?? hahaha smoothh

Cheerbaby016 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:48

haha and you would know how?? haha :)

IMHAVINFUN 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:52

interesting, how did you find out?

pwincessa23 1

Monday 12 July 2010 5:20

because he was bitten genious! ohh sorry ur a blonde... how about: the little bugs on his bed were hunwy so they drank his blood. he was left with boo boos all over his body.

FDaddyPrime 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 20:12

lmao boo boos you went mad hard

xStiina 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 21:56

Op I a girl idiot.

theeBeezWaXx 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 0:13

wow that sucks lols. i jst. got bit by a flea lastnight as well. my right leg looks like a crunch bar :/ , fol.!

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