Today, after weeks of wondering if my cat has a fetish for licking my bed covers, I finally witnessed him licking up an ant off of the covers. Turns out that my bed is infested with ants. FML
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Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML
Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
Today, I realized my cat has a foot fetish. She keeps randomly flopping over on my feet while I'm walking, and will lick my toes if I am barefooted. I have absolutely no idea where this came from, but it makes me super uncomfortable. Even my other cat looks at her like she's gone insane. FML
Today, my new anti-social cat started rubbing on my leg. I thought she must be warming up to me. Then, I looked at my leg and saw she smeared poo all over my work pants. FML
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tacos_are_good 8
How could you not notice that? o.o
Demonfish 14
Hey, you should be thanking your cat, he's been dutifully carrying out selfless acts of pest control, just for you. Your cat is a real hero, you know..
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Comments (86)
Ciaraaaa44 2
OP you should thank your cat!
trinityfagan 5
Your bed might be full of ants, but your cat is awesome!
Techtacular 0
Oh lord, reminds me of the time I left to BC for two weeks and came back and after random investigation found little ants all in my memory foam pad. NASTY! I never felt so dirty in my life..
papaya24_ 2
So she has a fetish for ants?
Butterfly_21 4
Have you tried washing your bedding? For the "First Time In Weeks."
nvo 6
A: You need glasses B: You need an exterminator
mintypoison 22
Just wondering how the hell you don't notice that. I notice something crawling on me in my sleep quite easily. A bunch of things? I'd freak out.
cryssycakesx3 23
sorry, I know this is an old post, but I had to share. I'm dealing with an ant issue and they bite/sting me. I get little, red, itching, and burning welts.
cryssycakesx3 23
One time I took my shorts off and left them on the floor to wear the next day. I put them on and had a couple ants crawling on my legs so I threw the shorts in the tub. Apparently I had a cough drop in my pocket and there were hundreds of ants in my shorts. I still get the willys when I put them on
wholock 12
Have you got ants in your pants?