By Ineedlotsofwater - 23/01/2015 16:41 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML
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MrSassypants 33

On the bright side, you'll probably cheer up about that situation very soon with how cheerful you are, buddy.

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dude_itskayley 17

I personally feel like in a sense that's a compliment! A lot of people wish they could seem as happy as that I'm sure! Congrats on passing every test, really showed them! :)

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sousounator 19

I moderated this FML and i, said yes to it!!!

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bryce0110 23

Don't worry OP, something good similar has happened me me as I am ADHD so I get hyper. Don't let it bother you.

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bryce0110 23

Why do comments like this always get dislikes? Most do and then there is the rare comment like this with top comment. I don't understand the community of FML.

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HyunnK 18

Accidental up votes? I've done it sometimes.

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TristanCamper 11

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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MegasaurusRex89 28

Wow #16, good thing you know so much more than a bunch of scientists and doctors. #2 and everyone else diagnosed with ADHD/ADD can now move on with their lives knowing it's not real. Thank you!

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itsjackieagain 6

why is this disliked? it's awfully annoying. it's positive.

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MrSassypants 33

On the bright side, you'll probably cheer up about that situation very soon with how cheerful you are, buddy.

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ComoEsJuan 24

I highly doubt the world could get OP down!

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Killswitchknot 20

I find it funny how people nowadays think you can't just be cheerful without being on something.

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incoherentrmblr 21

I swear this some form of professional harassment where they're just trying to find any reason to fire someone...

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anoniemm 13

Awesome! You're high on life dude! *virtual high five*

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Exodiafinder687 58

OP's Boss: Are you taking drugs while on the clock!? OP: I'm just high on a little drug called life, sir. OP's Boss: Life huh? OP: That's right, sir. It comes in these little baggies and it's blue and it makes you feel AWESOME!!! OP's Boss: ..........uh? OP: Funniest thing is that the guy who sold it to me looks just like Malcolm's dad.

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riffehunter 16

Boss: So I see you passed your drug test. OP: yes sir. Boss: Well in that case we're going have to let you go.... OP: excuse me sir? Boss: Yeah, we dont work with loosers *whips out ray bands and snaps a bong*

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dude_itskayley 17

I personally feel like in a sense that's a compliment! A lot of people wish they could seem as happy as that I'm sure! Congrats on passing every test, really showed them! :)

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eatingmypickles 12

Hey there! Don't be worried about being too cheerful, there's just too many miserable people in this world that don't know how to handle a positive vibe! They're just jealous. Don't make yourself any less cheerful, I'm sure that some people rely on your chipper vibe to smile.

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Risea 25

Jeez his boss should be happy, at least he has an employee that's actually happy to be there everyday.

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pjsr 32

In that case, those would not be 'random' drug tests

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pjsr 32

which might be illegal, depending on where you live

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valalvax 13

Drug tests don't have to be random, they just can't target all the black people, or white, or whatever

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