Today, I had to do an assignment about my greatest achievement...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2017 23:46

Today, I had to do an assignment about my greatest achievement and about an award I've received. I don't have either. FML

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turtle_darkness 17

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Wednesday 11 January 2017 7:44

Guess this FML wasn't a success either since it's been four days and I'm the first commenter.

coolvictori 22

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Wednesday 11 January 2017 19:14

Wow #1 is right I'm so sorry OP

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turtle_darkness 17

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Wednesday 11 January 2017 7:44

Guess this FML wasn't a success either since it's been four days and I'm the first commenter.

missbuble98 19

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Wednesday 16 May 2018 0:23

This is the way people should comment 'FIRST'

coolvictori 22

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Wednesday 11 January 2017 19:14

Wow #1 is right I'm so sorry OP

daringDuckling 0

Thursday 12 January 2017 3:27

"my greatest successes is surviving this far without suicide or complete social and emotional collapse" -actual essay I wrote my Jr year of high school ?? something along those lines

KK3137 31

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Thursday 12 January 2017 18:25

Maybe your greatest success is having an FML published?

yomedudeo 12

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Sunday 15 January 2017 9:57

Greatest success is being the one sperm that made it out of the 100 million released during ejaculation!

ThatEmoBoy 26

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Monday 11 September 2017 19:00

Don't feel bad I'm in the same boat as you.

Nearly

Today, like yesterday, I've read so many FMLs that the randoms are repeating and I know that I've voted on at least a few of same ones everyday. And I'll probably do it tomorrow. And the next day. FML

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Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML

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Today, after realizing just how stressful my week is going to be, I gave my girlfriend a massage, hoping for some stress relieving sex. I rubbed her for 30 minutes, then she said that she didn't feel "connected" with me and went to sleep. Isn't the point of sex to connect? FML

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