By Scaredshitless - 03/02/2010 13:48 - France

Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML
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hehe_oops 2

I don't understand how you could do that unless you had really runny shit bad luck though, ew btw when you said the kid "popped out" I imagined him popping out of the toilet just before you got there

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michael32123 0

so u got home and the kid was waiting for you??? or u were walking home and he jumped out outside? more detail I can't fully understand this

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flakes_fml 0

atleast you didn't shit on the chiropracter

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DogmaT_fml 4

'popped out' lol. thats disgusting.

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xsuicidal_memori 0

ahaaa at first I thought it said pooped out xD

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ATwistedUpFrown 0

you pooped a 6 year old? o.O I love how you worded this, made me laugh ^_^

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jacksonSFcali 0

wow that sucks but at least no one saw you... right?

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WorkThatButt 2

then he should probably pee into the kids eyes and run like hell

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Jimboom 11

At least you don't need to go to the toilet now. ;)

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